I recently started using mac as my dev OS and I am pretty impressed 😷

Bosses be like you earn enough

Only android developers will get it.

Of all people that apply for a job at our company, 95% can't write a loop that counts from 1 to 10.

And if that's not bad enough: our bosses state "we shouldn't ask such difficult tasks."

How weird. When I upvote a Rant the tags disappear. Hmmm

Before learning new language, ideally people search "best IDE for ..." . :-)

if (post == eminem){
upvote(post);
}

When client compares his cheap 3 months old project App with well established multi Billion $ Bigwigs' Apps :|

"Look how cars are moving smoothly on map in UBER, I want something like that"

"Look how fast is GOOGLE Search"

"Look how AMAZON figures out what we want next"

Are you fuckin serious :|

Just started android development with android studio 2.1 and spent 30% of the time for actual coding and 70% solving ui rendering issues!

Merge conflict in xcodeproj. Noooooooooo 😭😭😭

The moment you realize, you are not getting your own website's Google Analytics information because of your Ghostry and Ad block plus installed :|

It hurts 10 folds when you spend 8 hours in debugging and on SO before epiphany ://

Karma is a Bitch :|

<question>

Anyone excited to have Google possibly drop Java for Swift?

</question>

when a sales guy tries to act like your frigging boss

Great guide 🙌🏼😅

Exception handling.

Use Vim. What could happen?...

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

all unit tests passing

//Something great
try
{
//Some code.
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
string url = "http://stackoverflow.com/search?q=";
System.Diagnostics.Process.Start($"{url}{ex.Message}");
}

Urge to kill anyone who creates two-state progress bars - 0% and 100% - is rising. Why do you even put the freakin' bar there?

My biggest tip to new developers? Embrace your ignorance, don't be embarrassed by it. Let it inspire you to learn as much as you can, let it humble you into asking questions when you're stuck, let it prepare you to change within an industry that is anything but static. Admitting you don't know something isn't a weakness, it's an opportunity 😃