Its 2020 too

What did the router say to the doctor? It hurts when IP.

Figured out how to do a granny square properly! (Unknown yet if I can replicate 😂)

Power of one minute

My toothpaste is recommended by 10 out of 10 dentists.

What do you call a singing Laptop A Dell

True story

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom!

I HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE TEEN TITANS GO, IT RUINED TEEN TITANS FOR ME AND I HATE THOSE LITTLE STUPID DUMB VERSIONS OF THE ORIGINAL BETTER TEEN TITANS.
IT SHOULD'VE NEVER HAPPENED AND NEVER EXISTED AND I FUCKING HATE IT AND IT SUCKS!
WE SHOULD CANCEL TEEN TITANS GO AND RUIN THE PEOPLE WHO MADE IT AND DIRECTED ITS LIVES. I AM FILLED WITH HATRED AND RAGE, AND WHEN THEY MAKE THOSE STUPID UNFUNNY "JOKES" IT PISSES ME OFF AND MAKES ME WANT TO COMMIT MURDER! I AM SO PISSED OFF AFTER WATCHING AN EPISODE OF IT, THE CREATORS SHOULD BE SUED.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND ENJOY WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.

worst - not finding a job/internship for months
best - I now have my first dev job, and I will be graduating college and getting married this month!

Today is my birthday. And my family is torturing me with marriage talk. FML