Man, that's a pretty serious SQL warning..

Just ordered my rubber duck. It'll be here in 2 to 3 business days...

Thanks for the suggestion Google.

Random Uncle: So what do you do?

Me: Uncle, I'm a dev at xyz company.

RU: Ah so what do they do

Me: Uncle we work in the internet advertising business, kind of like AdSense

RU: So you basically spam the web?

Me: Yes :/

Roses are FF0000,
Violets are 0000FF,
I'll hate scope-changing clients
While(true)

That rant 😂

!Rant
The biggest face palm moment in my life..

A girl in my class came up with an app idea. She wanted to make an app using which we can transfer our battery charge using Bluetooth.  We initially thought it was a joke, then she went out to defend herself saying "if we can transfer files why not charge? If you're in an emergency and your battery almost drains out, wouldn't you feel nice if your friend could quickly transfer you 30% charge?"

Liked it, then give me a ++ via Bluetooth...

😂😂😂

adding //To do in my code be like

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

Message from God to Python developers

You will never exit this fitness club. 😜

My wife just guessed the wifi password at a cafe.

Can you fall in love twice?

reCAPTCHA isn't secure 😱

Not a rant but I'm too excited not to post it. I proposed, she said yes!

Can't find the remote?
Let me just ssh into my tv...

Shit just got real!

I am new to javascript and I really need a Mr Wolf.

Well.. 😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂

</sarcasm>

Just noticed that the Firefox mobile browser plays YouTube video in the background.

I am curious... Bug or feature

*Client calles me at 7Am*

Client: why did you make everything smaller on my website ?

Me: look at the right side of your URL bar, do you see a minus sign ?

Client: yah, so ?

Me: click on it and set it back to default.

Client: oh ok this is working for me now, will this fix apply globally across the internet

Me: ...

Client: oh I think I asked a stupid question, thanks mate have a good day.

Me: you're welcome...

Excellent Database table design...

This is gonna be close...

This made me laugh! ++ for the official Notepad++ exception dialog 😋 ...
Source: https://plus.google.com/+notepad-pl...

In the beginning

When you have something in your clipboard but then press Ctrl+C instead of Ctrl+V and end up with a blank line.

Pretty much sums up my life

True story.