When you keep getting +1s on a rant you posted a month ago.

As a Dev,
I hate writing Docs.

As a Dev,
I hate it when there's no Docs.

Vicious Cycle.

Hardest thing about being a developer: explaining what you do in one sentence

I look both ways before crossing a one way street because I know about unhandled exception.

The joys of web dev

In a form's text area, pressing return should always start a new line. It should never submit the form.

Today:
9 am - 2:30 pm - customer mtng
2:45 pm - 3:25 pm - team mtng
3:30 pm - 5 pm - sprint planning mtng

Anyone ever literally be in a meeting the WHOLE day? ... 😢 🔫

I went to bed early... Got a strange feeling the next morning... It felt like what other people describe as 'good'.

WHY THE BLOODY HELL does everything auto play, if I wanted to see your video I would click play, DO NOT ASSUME I want o see your shitty video.

Client not paying?

Instead of reducing opacity, add FartScroll until they pay!

Theonion.github.io/fartscroll.js

Every time when a person refers to code in plural. IT'S CODE not CODES. Makes my blood boil.

Trying to learn something new every day

I keep improving as a developer by:
Listening to podcasts
Reading books
Reading others code
And searching so😃
Learning learning. .always learning

If you want to improve, be with people that are already better than you.

That's what I do, and so far so good.

My friend build a website on Ruby on Rails for his semester end project.He used Lorem ipsom to represent text.
Our professor thought he used some template and gave him 0.

That feeling when you've been writing some sophisticated feature in Java for 2 consecutive days and you compile the code waiting for errors but it just works fine without any errors.

Please don't put this on your resume and definitely don't list a language at 50% just because you used it once for a project.
We both know you're over exaggerating and all you'll do is waste my time.

When the entire platform mysteriously goes down for a half hour at 11pm ON A SATURDAY AND YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO WORKS ON IT GOOD GOD SERIOUSLY YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME I JUST WANT TO SLEEP

WHOEVER DID THIS I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU