I don’t like them because they’re usually a poorly organised waste of time.

“I want to get everyone in a room and...” usually equates to “I don’t have a fucking clue”.

Count the average cost per meeting, time of the people in there * their hourly rate. If the meeting didn’t have that much value or potential value don’t go to another.

@dtaposh <1% of the mobile market is why people don't develop for it.

It just doesn't make good financial sense for a company to invest in a port of their app to Windows.

@DLMousey I don't drive so it's definitely not my car... Or my horse.

Okay, this is my favourite today. Dammit.

@hube bootstrap's .success green makes me anxious nowadays.

@ViktorZin good luck and struggle through.

Some companies suck, some don't, but it all gets better when youve found your feet.

@meckhanix congrats, welcome.

Server-side git hook mate.

Rejecting pushes with janky messages would do it.

Best feeling, optimise that query son, optimise it.

You're gonna have your organs harvested or end up in some weird recruiter cult.

Or you're going to have a wonderful Herbalife dinner, and hear a wonderful opportunity to go into business with a rapidly growing group of multi level marketers.

Enjoy your new life, whatever it is.

INSERT INTO wife(holes) values 'peenor';

Mine's sitting on my desk at work... I've been explaining it to loads of fuckers.

Side note: DevRant duckies make great cable holders.

@Aitkotw the awkward part is I haven't used a windows machine in years... It's all "clear" for me now. Just before doing this I was running a build and clearing. 😞

@Aitkotw ahhh I wish. 😁

I scrolled for the SS cause that's the missus and we talk about the nasty.

Github's gitignore repo is a godsend for avoiding this.

If you self deprecate like that it makes it really difficult for other people to see you as anything other than fat and ugly... Take the crazy girl Marcus, take her.

@irene ignore me... I just got off work, I'm shattered. I won't be coherent for a while.

The obvious question is why!?

What fuckery are they up to?

@purpletoxicrain I feel like it comes from not knowing any better...

You only have to have one big fuck up to learn to work properly.

@irene if is a bit of a coincidence there's a manageable amount of people per house, if it's really based on personality.

@Wozza365 ahhh shit, you mean you want to have to go to the Windows Store to install your suggested bloatware right!?

Because like, you need that bloat to keep the malware out right?

@Synster wait... But you fixed the bug?

But surely you'll miss out on the free* offers to store all your shit in onedrive?

*The offer is free not the product.

And what about all those great tile suggestions about what apps you could buy? And the sponsored offers to subscribe to those same apps!?

What you mean by "tricking"?

Either their projects are all self contained, single developer... Or someone there is pulling their fucking hair out on a regular basis about the perpetual state of "does not build".

Bigger issue is: how can 10 self respecting developers not use some kind of collab flow with their vcs?

Oh it could be one of those dirty old vcs-es that requires only one person working on a file at a time?

I bet that sorting hat is just a buggy rng on old hardware.

@kb88 ahhh the place I went to rant before.

Found a backdoor URL sitting on /backdoor in prod before...

Needless to say there were facepalms when we had to tell the dev to take it out.

@irene 🌲👋🏻

@irene it shakes a tree... I legit think it just shakes a tree.

The fuck is osu?