Flamewar in 3...2...1...😈

Loving Shifty Jelly for their release notes 😁

selfcare.tech

"A repository of self-care resources for developers & others"

http://selfcare.tech/

Good idea 👍

Nice error page Telegram 😁

Best website ever 😁

http://motherfuckingwebsite.com

Playing 'Skip-Bo' with my daughter.
She: "Why isn't there a zero in this game? You know...0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...."

MY daughter ❤️.

Well...Sad but true...

"Dad, where does the babies come from?"
"Well...err...um...do you have any other questions left?"
"What are you doing as a developer?"
🤔
"Ok...let's talk about babies..."

Happy wife, happy life.

Happy dev, no backdoors.

Found some error logs on the prod server.
🤔
🤔
Deleted them unread.
Problems solved.

Going live on Friday.
What could possibly go wrong?

🎉😄🔫

Where devs, admins, and designers living in harmony

"This has to be finished by EOD! No excuses!"

"No problem. Just send me an email with the details. For faster processing please add this signature to the last line of your mail:

X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*"

"Any recommendation when travelling to Thailand?"
"'Well, 'Nan' is beautiful region..."
...
"Javascript Developer?"
"How did you know that?!"
"Just a guess..."

Got some customers not paying their bills?
Play russian roulette with these projects on the prod. server:

# [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /<path_to_project> || echo "*click*"

Bug handling advice #1337:
Do it like Pöttering at systemd:
- Bug incoming[1]
- "That's not a bug!"
- Wait for CVE with 9.8 critical score[2]
- "Ok, well...might be a bug..."

[1]: https://github.com/systemd/systemd/...

[2]: https://nvd.nist.gov/vuln/detail/...

"The web. Using a mouse, mices, using mice. Clicking, double clicking. The computer screen, of course. The keyboard. The... bit that goes on the floor down there."

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That special Moment between finding the bug and becoming sheepherder.

Data types in PHP. Typesafe like nothing.

"So, just show me the dirty and nasty things in this 'internet' thing...I mean, this nsfw stuff...c'mon..."

"How about the source code of my last project?"

<silence>