I don't have much to rant about mostly because my stories aren't very interesting but also mostly because I'm kinda unaware of people's anger.

Me: this App is not working ...

... Few minutes later ...

Me: Can someone help me?
Coworker approaches : Are you trying to modify the bundle.js file?
Me: ...

Coworker tells the whole team and they start laughing at me 🤦‍♂️

buzzword translations:

"cloud" -> someones computer

"big data" -> lots of somewhat irrelevant data

"ai" -> if if if if if if if if if if if if if else

"algorithm" -> something that works but you don't know why

"secure" -> https://

"cyber security" -> kali linux + black hoodie

"innovation" -> adding something completely irrelevant such as making a poop emoji talk

"blockchain" -> we make lots of backups

"privacy" -> we store your data, we just don't tell you about it

Looks like I'll be debugging for the next 20 years

Just noticed the date format mm/dd/yy. Can we switch (or give an option to switch) to a superior to format like dd.mm.yy or iso 8601
@dfox

!Rant

Got the job.

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Talk about relevant ads..

age++ this is how I get a happy birthday wish

I got the job!

Who else finds themselves typing esc + :wq in there IDE after using vim for a while.

just finished my graduation, now I need luck for my job interview!

alias "git commit"="git reset --hard HEAD"

Today I turn 25!

All I want for my birthday is a stressball.

If the guy who just turned 30 can get one :) ...

~ shameless request ~

Check if you are lucky!

"I wish I could browse devRant at work"

Well wish no more!

http://www.jsrant.com/

@dfox will I have my third entry on the projects page? 😇

GOT THE JOB

haaahaa

Heard this recently:
JS always make me wanna say Fuck this shit! But I can never be sure what this refers to!

Folks, it's the weekend! Time to relax, get some 🍷 & figure out how Vim works finally!

Are you sure you want to ...

Exceptional handling

I need that stress ball. Therefore desperate times call for desperate measures:

Sudo upvote

Holy shit my wife is pregnant.

Check out this superb website that I made..

http://localhost:8080

Who shares this struggle?

I have a 9-5 development job and I also have a personal web application I am building and plan to bring to production.

There are simply not enough hours in the day. I struggle to find enough time to work on my personal project while still performing well at the 9-5 and spending some time with my family so I'm not absent.

Agh I wish I could pause time for productivity 😂

Q: 0 is false and 1 is true. Right?
A: 1

Me - Lately, been working on Node.js, its fun.
Friend - Oh but it doesnt scale well, I hate that language.
Me - why do you think so? and its a VM, JS is the language.
Friend - Cos it doesnt scale, i heard from others.
Me - wut.

I fucking hate people who fucking blindly hate a technology / programming language.
Motherfuck, whats with these idiots blindly hating languages?
Every lang has its own use cases, why cant these twats understand that.

You use a tech as per needs, its not a fucking make-up.

Jesus Christ I love node so much 😍

am I the only one who has burn marks on keyboard?