Something don't look right. 🤔

How Programmers review code

Coffee ≥ code

current state:

We have info screens around Danmark where companies can buy local ads. This happend yesterday..

Overclocking school PCs is always tons of fun

Since everyone is posting their setup

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

Me: Let's grab something for dinner!
GF: Sure, but let's go somewhere safe
Me:

Privacy is a legend

*Me and my GF who works for CIA*

Me: Send nudes
GF: Whose do you want ?

Well he did the right thing

So... I still go to school.
My English teacher (I'm from Germany) wanted to watch a video with us. There was one Problem. The sound didnt work. My teacher asked for computer Freaks in class. All pointed to me. I went to the desk where the computer was standing.

They plugged the audio output cable for the speakers into the audio input of the computer (that pink microphone input)... 😥 it made some nice sounds haha

Funny thing: other teachers didnt solve the problem before me

🤣😂🤣

It's just Tuesday 😑

Only for Single Calm Developers..

I got my Valentine, Allo 😁

VP of company gets fired. Immediately jacks their nice office chair.

The dev secret...

'tis the season...