Was looking at a Back End Dev job posting and one of the requirements is Photoshop.

.....

PHOTOSHOP

Beta version... only devs have access

Screen for a not-ready-yet feature:

A nice image of a faded broken structure, underlined with a "Work in progress" text.

Primary button below "I want it now"

/clicks button

next to the button, a text fades in:
"Please, be patient"

You keep clicking "I want it now", after a few clicks you get "Plese, be **very** patient"

/Checks the source code

it bloody adds a "very" for every 5 clicks and calls an API to send you an email for every 5 clicks:

Thanks for very {n times very} much wanting {feature name}

11 clicks = 3 emails with very, very very and very very very

Yep, I am patient now, especially if I get my hands on you...

Holy crap! Android Studio is waaay too harsh to that poor LinearLayout.

why do you do this to me, school

(NOTE: this is the staff-only network.)

The CAPTCHA that can be copied. Noice.

What if...

Me: *creates a new telegram bot*

User: Hey, compliments for the bot! How did you create that? Did you use HTML or other programming stuff?

Me: ...

The funny thing is that 1 week later I discovered that someone actually created a library to create your own bot with HTML and CSS too.

Sums up my journey from intern to Jr. Developer

Elementary school 😂

:q 😂😂😂

My daughter asked me "why do you keep typing A B C D .. on the laptop whole day? I become bored doing my homework in just 5 minutes"

😎

Ranters this week

Never thought Linux would have such beautiful apps. Color me impressed

Google Assistant is very diplomatic

I just updated my website to be GDPR compilant. (hopefully). It was the last one.
I'm so pissed right now. I have invested tens of hours for this FUCKING SHIT. I'm not against privacy regulations - I appreciate them. But this is not the way to enforce them IMO.

Me: I develop Applications.

Stranger: Oh so you are a programmer.

Me: Yup 😎

Stranger: Please hack my ex's insta.

Me: I am not a hacker nor am I intrested in learning to hack. I develop stuff from scratch. Innovate and contribute something to society.

Stranger: Oh, what a disappointment. Why did you say you are a programmer then.

Me: I...~am 😶

For some, hacking is the only programming thing for them. I get message at least once a month from someone requesting to hack someones fb,insta or some account.

Thinking of creating a bot which finds such keywords in my messages and automatically replies to them explaining what I really do. Or just f***ing block them.

Finally managed to quit vim.

I think thats kinda funny. Maybe my humor is defective.

How to secure yourself from flash 0-day attacks:

1. Uninstall flash
2. Don't reinstall flash
3. Seriously, you don't need flash

Just registered as a customer at an online store, and the fuckers sent me a confirmation email where my password was written in plain text. Why?!

C++ is beautiful.

„We love open source, so we'll just buy all of it!“
— Microsoft, 2018/06/04