I've just googled

"How to kill a demonized puma"

And now I'm not sure anymore if I'm a developer or a wizard

I refuse to believe that I'm the only one that tryies to quit every terminal apps with :q

Christmas Party (2016) SPOILER ALERT

you've been warned

mental discussion I had yesterday after watching Christmas Party:

Hacker me: "I wonder if is really this easy take down the internet connection of an entire city........... maybe I'll google it around and see"

Normal Person me: "Let me get this straight you're thinking to google 'how to take down city internet'? ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT???? DO YOU REALIZE IN WHICH KIND OF WORLD WE LIVE NOW? DO YOU REALLY WANT THE SECRET SERVICE OF 5 DIFFERENT COUNTRY TO KICK DOWN YOUR DOOR AT 5 IN THE MORNING???????"

When you're a junior sysadmin but still have to maintain ALL the production server:

How it looks:

$ sudo apt-get update

How it feels:

& sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo *Click*

How I sustain my ego lately ;)

Meeting with the client

+++++++++++[>+++>+++++++++>++++++++++>+++++++++++<<<<-]>>+++.>>----.<<---.>---.<<-.>>>-.<---.---.<<.>>>+++.--------.+++.------.<-.

I HATE CLIENTS, THE WORKS WILL NOT END IF THERE WILL BE A 246PX SPACE FOR 10 MINUTE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

WTF

/Users/me/my_company/my_project/node_modules/gulp-sass/node_modules/node-sass/node_modules/pangyp/bin/node-gyp

this is getting ridiculous

I've based all my career as Ruby developer around:

5.times do
puts "Ruby is awesome"
end

Is the example that I give to everybody asking me why I've chosen Ruby

!rant

any ranter?

!rant

any ranters at euruko tomorrow? it will be my first time at a out of the country conference.

OK I can understand he his not a technical guy but what kind of answer did he expect from me on "what could go wrong while you create the new server on AWS?", I had no idea what to say so I whent with "a meteorite could fall on the amazon building"

Ping.

NSFW headphones, if you're not been hired trough them

the worst part of being the only back end developer in a small digital agency? to me is accomplishing something cool as fuck and nobody can really appreciate it

i start to believe that cache odd the browser cache is the worst and in the same time most brilliant invention.

because it's a nightmare to serve the right content at times but other time is the perfect escape host for any problem. ;)

Fuck my life, my morning was very variable it went from "in 4 day's the DB server domain will expire and will be screwed" (was created by a collaborator before my time in the company and not is going dark) to "oh here is the server and there is even daily backups" so it ended well but it was a hell of a journey.