Poor Frank :(

Microsoft: Why does he always do this to me?😫

New desk happy

This almost killed me...

If you as a smoker lost all sense of smell, don't use any perfumes!
Sitting in a train and a dude comes in, and my eyes start tearing up from the most pungent perfume trying to cover cigarette smoke.
For fucks sake!
And generally, in summer, the only acceptable perfume is fucking soap and deodorant stick.
Holy fuck I thought I was about to faint because of suffocation.

So I dyed my hair blue and now I'm waiting to get 300 ++s so that I can dye my hair blue on here too 🐟

Absolutely nothing wrong.

Made my day..😂😂

One of our clients IT team is lazy as fuck they slack too much, it took them 2 weeks just to respond our email (We already sent like 2-3 reminders in between).

Client:"We fucking pay you and it's still not ready, how much time it will take?"
Us: Just respond to that email ffs so we can proceed.
Client: Oh, there was an Email? we will have a look into that.

Even after, it took them 4days to send fields which were meant to be sent like 2weeks before.
(in between 4days we had called them just for the fields again and even after the fucking call they send that fucking fields after one reminder)

And of course, still, the blame game is on us.

Remember. Jurassic park failed because every other thing was built while sparing no expenses and only one programmer was underpaid.

Don't underpay programmers.

Just missed it

When everybody has an opinion even though you didn't ask them and you know how to do it.

Simple PHP problems....