"LGTM 👍"

Question:
How do you stay motivated to face another Monday?

Why would you use graphdb for "facebook-like" notification system?
It doesn't work that way, dude..
😑

So when writing golang code, you can put alias into the imported library
And one of interns in my office include include our company's library called "helper/session", and alias it with 'hSession'
Now all the code which use that library has to look like "hSession.ErrUnexpected", "hSession.NewSession"

Well, i think i've played too much VN and anime, but still i'm having a good laugh when doing the code review

Just finished creating a new git repository for my modules (we're using microservices)
Guess what, i misconfigured the socketmaster and the apps port
So the socketmaster run on :9000 meanwhile my apps run on :8888
Spend a good 1 hour to find that problem

#deploymentIsCrazyThings

Not by me, but by my friend
He write a shell command to alias 'cd' into 'rm -rf' and then print out 'hehe', then save the command to bash_profile

Me? I put that command to our engineer's slack channel and wait for a natural selection does its job

"Why take so long?"

So, more people = more effective?

Let's see how you can deliver a baby with 9 women with only 1 month

P. S:Good luck with that!!

Why did you have a problem with reinventing a wheel?
How can you be so sure that the wheels that been invented are perfects?

- Everything works 10 minutes before presentation
- Nothing works on presentation
- Cry myself in toilet after presentation