I think lot less developers would smoke if they could replaced the warnings on cigarettes with errors.

Java Joke......

GF: What are you doing there?
Dev: I've been trying to reproduce a bug for two hours now...
GF: You need two bugs the opposite sex, otherwise they won't reproduce.

From a sad true story.

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

Our programming teacher had a surgery on his left eye and will not be able to do the lessons with us. Guess what the subject of the email he sent us was.

"I can't C#."
He made a pun about his fucking health status, alright then.

Why study computer science if you can become a science and get paid for it? 🤣

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to my latest employee, Dave the Duck! Dave is the new head of debugging and took the job to support his out-of-hand caffeine addiction and 72 children (of which paternity tests are still being done on 10). Dave is also wanted in 4 countries as the leader of the popular gang, known as the Dangerous Ducks. Please do no feed Dave, as he is on a strict diet. #DaveTheDuck #ProgrammersTools #ImNotThatCrazy

Remembering last year tweet...
https://twitter.com/ajlobster/...

devRant should have a character limit of 1024 instead of 1000...

They said ducks can help...

When you have a million things to do but CS memes are life :)

Guy: You're procrastinating
Me: Hah I haven't even begun to procrastinate yet

The bugs have learned to hide

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol.

Last week my company fired 4 people (on top of 15 more over the past few months). This week they silently pushed a change to all of our machines that changed our wallpapers. The wallpaper was a picture of someone in upper management staring at you with wide eyes.

They claimed it was a joke or something but the office didn't see it that way. At best it was incredibly tone deaf and stupid, at worst it was a way to tell employees that they are always watching.

I have no idea how management could be that fucking out of touch.

I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

In case you were wondering, I couldn't revisit it and was super groupie today with Uncle Bob!

I guess it's a bad rant…

I was so mad at work today that I started singing to "Icona Pop - I love it" during lunch but altered the lyrics to match how I felt... Just sing along when your day is as bad as mine:

"I crashed my project into a wall, I watched, I let it burn" ... "I don't care, I love it"

"I threw this shit into a file and pushed it up to GIT" ... "I don't care, I love it"

"I got this feeling on the summer day when I'm gone" ... "I don't care, I love it"

When your coworker appreciates your code saying it's neat and beautiful

My life is complete now

well that explains it...
all i had to do was break them up and now its up and running

Stoned..!

Why human language is inferior to code

Best sorting algorithm ever.
Sleep sort.
😂

"Are you familiar with uploading your code to Google Drive?"

I left the building at that exact moment.

- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

How to vertically center in css..

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Dance like no one's watching. Encrypt like everyone is.