Seems legit...

Which browser did/do Microsoft employees use before/after Edge at the office ?

Not a rant but...

Happy New Year guys!! Glad that I found DevRant and I hope all of you will have a kickass year ahead ❤️ Cheers! 🍻

Dad: God I hate Windows!

Me: Why? You know you can just run the getmac command in CMD, right?

Dad: What? There is a command for that?

Needless to say, my dad is not a network engineer...

That moment when error.log looks like a newspaper article.

sudo echo "Happy New Year"

Got no one to drunk dial so I'm here posting shit on devRant :D

I have a new woman in my life. She has an amazing contoured body, smooth to touch and yeah she is wonderful on the inside. She is a pleasure to be around and is always there for me. She enables to DO amazing things and she empowers my personal aswell as my professional development. I THINK I'm falling in love no I DO love her.

She is my Lenovo ThinkStation P310 Intel Xeon 3.60GHz 32GB RAM 1.2TB SSD 6GB/s also known as Suzie.

Happy New Year

But my company uses SVN and scrum :\

My Aunt works for a company for which I did a website. She shows me a plastic cup with a pretty design and a qr code on it and asks me if I knew anything about that. I declined and she continued to tell me that her boss claims I can connect the qr code to some location on the website. Of course I can't. Now they have 2000 of these things lying around the office with a stock qr code that is invalid

Ahhh... That girl 😂😂

You vs the girl you like

Alcoholic girlfriend that shitposts about me on devrant </3

She is a cutey though

New Year's Day. Tomorrow. Delay.

Like it?

Wish you lots of useful codes instead of shit and crap codes.

So it's December 31st. Also my birthday, but no one is going to celebrate it. Wish I could revert to an earlier version of the program to when people were happy to celebrate it like, friends and family.

Ranting about the guy on DevRant.
Business Guy asks me what app I'm using.
Open Midget Porn instead.

If he found out, I'm fucked.

2016++

Happy New Year!

Sometimes when I can't seem to solve a problem I become so frustrated :/ damn why does it happen

Thanks for ruining my new year, Facebook!

The moment when your boss tries to make you to deploy when you are on vacation:

So I got terminal Linux in school right now. People said that it's so hard, but guess what? Surprisingly it's even easier for me than Windows CMD!

Lol 😂😂😂👨🏻‍💻

currentYear

This happens everyday

> Picks phone up to test changes to mobile app
> oh look I got a notification
> Scroll, Scroll, like, like, lol, lmao, that's gross, lol, haha
> 5 minutes goes by
> Puts phone down
> Goes back to computer
> What the fuck am I forgetting....

public void 2016(){
if (badLuck = NOT_ENOUGH)
badLuck++;
else
badLuck++;
}

public String 2017(){
return HOPE_FOR_THE_BEST;
}

Happy new year fellow programmers!

I'll just leave this here. Photo tells more than a thousand words.

To those who say game is not an art, we paint worlds with ones and zeros in real time that you can get lost in for hours. If this is not art, nothing is.