Am I the only one?

It always feels like a bad idea when the customer suggests doing a deployment on Friday. 😧

Good rule...print it out and hang it up!

<?php

wakeUp();
goToWedding();

while (atWedding() && bored()) {
browseDevrant();
}

goToTrainStation();
sleep(2700); // got there 45 mins early

while (trainIsMoving()) {
try {
workOnDevrant();
} catch (ProcrastinationException $e) {
// got distracted by devRant
}
}

goHome();

while (unrespondedStickerRequests()) {
sendResponse();
}

goToSleep();

?>

I asked marketing how to rank higher on devrant, that's what they came up with:

when you have to do this because the code looks correct but you're not sure what the heck is wrong because it doesn't make sense

JavaScript, also known as Java for short…. (can't believe this is real…)

Apparently I, the Intern, am the only developer at this company with any experience with Version Control. My Boss just asked me for 'Documentation on how to create a Repository in GitHub'...

"There's a big button that says 'Create Repository'. CLICK IT."

You never realize how much power you have until you quit a job and find another in a matter of minutes.

After I find one bug....

True story...

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Happy update guys)) I'm a devDaddy!!