Most popular PHP x-platform Ide PhpStorm is written in Java and used for PHP.
isn't it wierd...

Web browsers supported by my new project :
Firefox ✔️
Chrome ✔️
Internet Explorer ❌

I'm not sure if I would read either of these

Hard times...

Replacing winblows. Finally.

I know this has become a dead meme by now but for all those who aren't sick of Microsoft/GitHub memes

– Repost from /r/ProgrammerHumor

Valve employees trying hard.

Legend Says, "Over 2 Million Developers are having a problem exiting the Resturant.".

Client calls at 3AM, telling me an issue he reported which I told him was already solved in a new update hasn't been solved. He tells me that I'm lying because the issue is still there. The son of a bitch didn't even update the flicking app. Sincerely, fuck you.

Made image file format just for fun, called .spf

Here spf reader:
https://github.com/PogromistDev/SPF

And here spf renderer chrome extension:
https://github.com/PogromistDev/...

It seperate image to strips with the same color.

Employee: Let's add a semicolon here, we can optimise this code.

Google: Let's call it Angular 6

The thing that keeps me sane...

Not tech related, but funny nonetheless.

version control...

one check-in a day makes problems away ;)

Looks like I'm about to reach 100++, I wanna thank my cousin, my mom, my friends... what am I saying? I'll just add a ducky to my desk and move to the next goal. Thanks everyone on here, love seeing all these posts and being a part of it.

What's common between developers salary and Arrays... !?
Both of them Don't grow !!
😂😂

There's this guy where I work who's one of the senior linux engineers. To me, he's like a linux god. He knows how to solve the most difficult problems and somehow copes with all the stress/workload. Next to that, he's only one year older than me!

Whenever I'm at work, I consider myself a junior, which I actually am. I also, as said earlier, see this senior guy as a fucking linux god and consider myself to be an absolute newbie around him but he is the most kind/friendly guy ever.

But then, today, something happened which made me feel like a god in front of him, a very, very weird feeling.

For him, doing his stuff is the most normal thing in the world while for me, it's still a learning process.

For me, programming is the most normal thing in the wold, while for him, it's still something he just knows the very basics of.

He asked me if I knew something about javascript/jquery. Said yes as I often program/script in javascript.

Explained me what he wanted to get done, it was a very simple thing for me but after hours of online searching, his lack of javascript knowledge still got him nowhere.

Told him I'd give him a working script in 30 minutes. Emailed it to him in 10.

He seemed/reacted the way I always do when he solves something I have no clue how to solve.

It was really weird to witness *him* being amazed of something that *I* made/did.

Today was a good day where I saw that one person's limitations can be anothers' most easy thing, even if that another person sees that one person as a god.

It's Friday!

OMG, the one plus 6 is siiiiiick!

Don't you feel the need for a delete option

Jiffhub

Another JavaScript framework

Had an interview the other day for a fullstack role. They told me I'd have to whiteboard stuff, of course. No big deal.

They had me whiteboard css though. Totally off guard. Pretty sure I got it, but WTF. Is this normal?

Joined a new project and started messing with the application...Greeted with a blank web page and a pop-up **please enable flash**

My Arch Linux i3-gaps setup

Is it horrible?

To all the people migrating from github to gitlab, just so you know gitlab is hosted on azure.

The good spaghetti code stuff

OMG, security breach on devRant!!!
My password is shown in clear text near my avatar.