The week before project deadline...

Learned Python by working 6 year with it. The first tool I made in my spare time was a porn playback helper.

Devquotes. It's about masturbation, means it's python and deep down it's about philosophy

Sometimes, the rants are in perfect alignment. I live for these moments.

You know you have hired a Python programmer do Java when .....

Full stack development between Python and JS eventually just makes your eyes cross as you confuse things like object definition syntax, '!=` vs `!==`, `.upper()` vs `.toUpperCase()`, `' '.join(list)` vs `array.join(' ')`

Never spaces always tabs👨🏻‍💻

Using sticker to cover webcam, be safe out there folks!

Clients: Here is a free WordPress theme I want. Can you make it as amazing as the paid theme you suggested.
Me:

The process of learning how to code.

First internship: accepted within two weeks, only got to do Google translating and fired after five weeks for bs reasons.
Grade: bad.

Second internship: accepted right after the interview. Rewrote websites to their newest cms, not that fun sometimes but alright.
Grade: pretty alright.

Third internship: was accepted without asking after a successful pilot program from my study. Designing and developing a huge back end system, done some smart light bulb hacking and get to solve server problems.
Grade: Great! Just one little thingy: they said I should stop doubting myself because "you're a great dude and programmer!"

It's getting better and better!

Chrome please STOP... Chrome why you do this...

I committed literally 30 seconds before this happened.

Visual Studio runs like trash but C# is my love.

It's sad.

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