@Root 😂😂😂😂😂

Agree with everyone else here, best thing to happen for your career, and the work will typically speak for your productivity rather than the micromanagement of the time clock (in “sane” companies like @ostream said). My “official” hours are 9-6 but rarely questioned if I switch it up and work 7-4 or 10-7 etc.

@Oel2 I agree, I'm left handed and having them on the left makes it easier for me, but I can understand some may want the opposite. Allowing the user to choose improves UX exponentially. 😁

Reading through this I'm really questioning if we currently work for the same company...LOL I know the odds are astronomical, but this sounds almost exactly like the outlandish waste of time policies and procedures where I work. Either way (and more importantly), best of luck to you and kudos for getting out of the insanity! Congrats!!

@PrivateGER Thank you

@ParkCity glasses are representative of two things. 1. A reference to the geeks wear glasses stereotype. 2. If you think about the placement they are a nod to the old joke "Why do java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#" 😊

Excellent job to you and @github figuring them all out though. 😆

@Jeremiahlukus @Haxk20 Thank you both

@JoshBent nope with clay/carving tools but a laser would have been more fun...hmmmm maybe next year.

I laughed way too hard at this... And @plusgut same here.

If I could give you extra ++'s for this I totally would, I feel the exact same way!!!

Agree with @arcadesdude UltraEdit works nicely with huge files, especially when you disable some basics like temp files and line numbers before opening (as example of 2 out of the 8 suggested tips)

Google Wave was a pretty neat concept/project until they squashed it.

@vringar thank you, dually noted going fwd 😆

Never underestimate the power of good ole paper and pen. It may not be the geekiest thing you'll use, but it is #HackProof and doesn't have down time. Totally agree with @JS96 though, Notepad++ is always good too. 😆

Imagine doing this to the one that always comes in late...you could get so many people with one prank!! Old or OC, still hilarious! 😂😂😂😂