Are there any Italian devs here? Or anyone who wants to move to italy? 😂

I built startupjobsitalia com a couple months ago to help early Italian startups and founders find local talent. I moved to Italy from Norway in 2022 and noticed that there wasn't a dedicated site for this like they have in the Nordics!

It was a good way to learn Next.js, OAuth, and Supabase, but it'd be way cooler if Italians could actually get some value out of it🤞🏻

✓ Survive 2018 with Flutter
✓ Survive 2018 with PHP
❌ Survive just today with fucking React and Js

2019 gonna be fun 🥂

Go fuck yourself Lenovo,
Your ideapad-batteries are shit.
My ideapad 320s didn't have a giant battery-time to begin with, but now, after having it for 14 months, it already lost 9 percent capacity, and the loss seems to get faster.

Every time I check upower, after I charged it, the max-capacity is a little lower.

If it will continue like this, my laptop might be pretty much unusable in about 2 months.

Very confusing

Smart Phones are getting smarter. Now you get push notification when you want to check time.

and this featured is called "shove it to throat"

According to project manager :
You will just write an 'if' and two 'for' condition in the code. That's it. 😉

According to developer :
Should I code that generically. 🙄

According to software architect :
Change those variable names. And also that code was written huge unexpectedly, you must move this another service.🤔

According to DB Admin :
Put on an index this table. 🤬😠

music was playing on my computer so my mom came and lowered the volume on the speakers in order to save the electricity bill

My father was talking shit about Apple whilest he meant Linux and I was just sitting there agreeing to him :)

#1 hand in my notice
#2 start my own company
#3 enjoy work
#4 make a metric shit-ton of money (contributes to previous point)

Just learnt that Stack Exchange servers are using Windows servers with IIS. Codebase written in C# (probably ASP .NET). Not sure how I feel about this.

If you want to call the Manager press Ctrl + Shift + Esc

D A Y U M N 🔥

Laughed harder than I should 😂
P.s. I use both!

My basis path set does not include this one...

Always 😂

Be like Bill !

By the way, Bitlocker is a joke.

Uhh... That's cool! Someone hacked the public website for Dublin's tram system...

Be like John..

Anyone know why using "OS" instead of "Operating System" in AQA A-Level computing loses you marks?

People like this disgust me. I know one guy I worked with that bought his kid one of these, I asked him what for and he said: "there's that fortnite game everybody talks about"
Spoild brat.

why does everyone hates php?

😅😅😅

I didn't understand why people always tell me "git gud"...didn't they know svn exist as well.

What if....

Interviewer: how do you find the height of a tree?

Candidate:

At the airport with the missus going back home, making time in the duty free. One of the people working on it asked a very dry "what are you looking for?" with no salutation whatsoever. I was this👉👈close to answer "a new job!"

Definition of free and not free at the same time 🤣🤣

Getting paid for doing nothing. Working only on my personal projects. Making a useless JS Framework that every company uses. Learning how to exit vim.

Okay, the last one may be kind of impossible.

Skype interview today!

Not nervous

WhiteSpaces in black themed editors are not white 🙅