This might explain why I have so many...

Xamarin forms can be such a bitch sometimes
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ .
I mean it's challenging
┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ).

Found this cool page while tried to ope the DEV.to WPA version

A different kind of programing...

:^)
For real though, to each their own in the end.
I accept MacOS for development, but Apple hardware is just price gouging.

Visual studio has crashed 6 times in 5 minutes... The fuck Microsoft...

Boss: I can't open the website.

Me: What connection you using boss? Try to switch to LAN cable. Our office wifi a little bit wonky today.
*plug in LAN cable

Boss: Ahaaaaa! It works now. Please, next time make you develop website wifi compatible.

Me: ****

So our lift has only two buttons

I never believed in such posts until I saw this today.....

*Double face palm*

Job advertisement of the biggest software company here at our train station in Dortmund, Germany.

Ha ha ha 😀😁😂

Github is down. Say your prayers.

Word.

"No matter how slick the demo is in rehearsal, when you do it in front of a live audience, the probability of a flawless presentation is inversely proportional to the number of people watching, raised to the power of the amount of money involved." - Mark Gibbs