6 char

Time management ! 😂

clients union

Work friend complaining about his pc freezing and sends this in our work group. Haha i giggled

This is my social and Dev life ;(

Italian chef: We have the best spaghetti in the world
PHP developer: I doubt that

That was funny and so true

One if the best 404 page.

Haha , this is so me

Remember the rule of 20:
After every 20 mins, look 20 feets away, for 20 seconds.

No eye issues in the future.

No kink shaming

Tip for devs (esp front end):

Sublime text (and few other inferior editors) has a plugin called "transparency" that allows your editor to be transparent.

Windows 10 powershell consoles can be made transparent.

1) Open browser
2) Open command prompt over it with 75% transparency
3) Open editor over both with 50% transparency.
4) Set editor to fullscreen, no-distraction mode to center the text (Shift+F11 in sublime)

Enjoy coding while constantly viewing the code, the browser and monitoring the cmd prompt at the same time, without having to click Alt+Tab a zillion times.

I don't really like memes but this one is way too relatable...

A hacker deleted the despacito video from youtube.

Those are not the hackers we deserve, but the hackers we need.

4am

"I need to brush my teeth before going to sleep 😵"
*goes to bathroom*
*washes hands*
*goes to bed*

1minute of heavy processing later

"FUCK"

You are allowed to be dumb OR to be rude.
Never both.

For those of you who are having interviews ... remember this

My sister got me some stickers as a birthday present but she didn't know where to buy them. So she painted a gift card instead...😮

Decided to go hardcore Vim in 2018.

My dearest devRant.

You have, yet again, caused a great deal of distraction. As much as this hurts me, I shall block you again...

Farewell.

-For two hours at least-

So, my wife sends me this picture because our car had 111,111 miles on it. Of course she called me a nerd when I told her, "That is awesome because if you ignore the .3 on the trip odometer it is 63 and that in binary is 111111"

Don't take personally

#mindhacks 😎

Literally xD

Defragmentation

[via https://twitter.com/jeremiahtolbert...]

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

My wife: Stickers?? Why the hell you got stickers, from who?

Me: From devRant, I told you about that cool community of devs some days ago...

She: NEEEEERRRRRD!

I take it as a compliment 😂

For the love of Arch Linux 😍😍😍

This hurts.