What language do you hate the most and why is it Java?

#wife {
right: 100%;
}

When you submit a mistake, someone sees it, then you fix it and blame it on a caching issue

Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?

Puns for days

it doesn't work is not a bug report.

New the Instagram logo looked really familiar!

Least the app itself is cleaner.

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

every bug fixed...

Just got a message on Facebook from a friend, asking me about getting into coding. A few seconds later, I see his status:

"Where do I download Javascript?"

I'm going to help this man.

Exception handling.

When your non-programmer boss asks how exactly some code/bug was fixed.

"You sure? I mean, alright... "

It's not like every time something doesn't work right, this will be the fix. We're not going to have a conversation in the future where you help me troubleshoot something by remembering parts of this conversation.

Clients be like...

Any HIMYM fans out there?

Sent this to my boss just now:

Let's see what happens! :)

"Who is JSON, and why is he on my website"

Clients. 😂😂

When you clear your cache and everything magically works again.