it's like amazon but for drugs

Fuck these super social media instagram influencer developers telling everyone watching their story that "everyone can be a programmer.". You can't. It's not only about syntax and a run button.

A year ago I would have said:

"Because I love solving logic puzzles, there's no greater joy than finding a very simple, elegant translation of a user's requirements into code"

Then 2020 came. I'm SO FUCKING FED UP with coworkers and managers who miss all the required competence to organize and communicate about projects as they are fundamentally incompatible with the concept of working from home.

I'm quite sure I'm the last one to give up at my work.

The company chat has completely died down. I've tried setting up meetings, but even my bosses show up irregularly, confused about why I'm calling them in the middle of their Netflix marathon.

So if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. My answer is now:

"I'm a developer because I get nearly 6 figures, for going through my Steam Library while completely shitfaced at 11AM. When I sober up in the afternoon, I work on some hobby projects. I get to spend 500/m on ordering sandwiches"

Achievement unlocked
Killed production database for 40 minutes

After 8months 🥲 we can finally go live 🥲 with app

Is it xmas nao?

I am sorry

I just installed Microsoft Edge on Linux

I am so sorry

I'm tired so I let my dog find the bug on my code.

Twitter doing test on production... Interesting. At least it worked 😂

When you don't have anything good to post so you make this

😅😅😅😅

🤔 If developers were linguists...

Person 1: How do you say "????" in Italian?

Person 2: Why don't you use Japanese? It's a much better language.

Designers,

■■■■■■■ please
■■■■ stop
■■■■■■■■■ using
■■ charts
■■■■■ to show
■■■■■■■ your skills
■■■■ in your
■■■■■■■ resume

damn this is brilliant

Interviewer: One last thing, hope you are not married.

She: No, but how is that relevant?

Interviewer: Well because this job involves a lot of traveling you see...

She: Makes sense Sir. Also, I have a lawyer friend, in case you need any help...

Interviewer: What help?

She: Help with filing for your divorce Sir, as this job involves a lot of traveling...

So thats how Ai works

Me for good 10 days

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//TODO: Add Camera

The real OOP... Object Oriented Pooh!

UTF-8 gone wrong

Credit imgur.

Made my day 😂

I'm Dead!
[Just kidding ! The cable is just disconnected 😂
Now my heart is beating again]

I'm answering my phone calls with Hello World. Someone help me!

New avatar pet for our Linux crew: The Majestic Penguin!

I sold my first app today. I’m 70 cents richer now. ;)

for ( let i = 0 ; i < Number.MAX_SAFE_INTEGER ; i++ ) {
console.log("I will never write code before writing test again in my life 😭😭")
}

I have a teacher that does nothing but reading from powerpoint slides.
Wrote a script that does a better job.

It counts?

A nice shirt for Halloween