Either Java legacy support (even AI doesn't want to do that) or helping the German administration to finally upgrade their IT infrastructure to Windows 7.

Privacy is a legend

They say a man's best friend is his dog.
But a developer's best friend is his log!

Scrum they said.

Credit from imgur

Barista at the coffee shop I go to every morning said he liked my "Emo Hello Kitty" sticker today

As a Java Dev, the thing that frightens me most about colonizing Mars is that we have to rewrite the Date class...

I frequently run into the problem of overthinking instead of just doing something.

But then I feel conflicted with myself if I felt that there could have been a better way to do something instead of just doing it for the sake of doing it.

Google finally supports special characters https://blog.google/products/...

How do I query the database?

Don't we all love a sophisticated chat bot?

Gradle Build Running....

PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.

when your code is a mess but everything work out in the end

Network joke

So...Today I found an SQLI (sql injection , google if you're not aware) in one of our products , I start exploring it , I get my trusty Kali on me workstation . sqlmap etc. Tell my manager it's a true positive... I start exploring the db , half the devs at my manager's place start staring at his screen as I proper fuck a QA db server... I hear a qa guy mention triangulation as sqlmap dumps a uid table in his face . I hear my manager's manager saying 'this has been in our app for so long and we found it just now ? Who found it ?' *manager proudly saying me name* 'He's still working this late ?' ...apparently now my trip to england is getting covered for both me and me gf by the company...