So the story. I got a job as an Android developer in a consulting company. I didn't have any certificates and even degree. Just some easy apps on Google Play which I created to combine learning and practice. After 5 Months I got my first client project and company gave me a senior with 6 years of experience so he can teach me. That guy is a complete shit and I have to teach him how to do stuff. So I am doing the most worm in the project. Sometimes I don't even manage with my tasks because I have to fix his code and explain him why so and when it won't work. As a result, the client subestimates me. Makes me work harder and I have 10$/h and him 60$/h. What shall I do ?

That moment when you find that sexier than nudes

Learning new languages be like

How did programmers wrote programs for programming without programs for programming ?

The future is already here !

Lego for programmers

Brain is a incredible thing!
It works 365 days per year and 24 hours per day. Starting with the day when you born and ending with the moment when you start writing the code.

My plans for valentines day !

-Why are you still alone?
-Me :

Went with a cousin to hospital for vaccination .I took a pen and wrote: "Anti-Virus database updated 09.01.2017" . Now I am not allowed to stay with my cousin :(

-How persistent are you on achieving the goals?
-I saw the end of the Excel table
-The job is yours

Frontm End vs Back End

The classic failure a developer of absolute secured system do is subestimating the ingenuity of stupid morons

We must do it ! We just must !

!rant
3 weeks ago started to play diablo 2 again.
Just realised it's not a 3D game .
Progammers had done a brilliant job !

Everyone here needs this word of the day :D

What if your programming language would be chosen by The Sorting Hat from Harry Potter?
You would sit like:
*please not php, please not php, please not php*

-Why don't you get married?
-We are testing each other for bugs .

There are only two ways to write the code without any bugs . But works only the third .

Copy-pasted a code from SO , it didn't work . Aded some code, something messed up - now works.

In Mexic all programmers are Senior's
:D

A true SISADMIN can determine at a glance the weight of the file .