When you work for school IT you find these kinds of things sometimes when cleaning the office. And yes it's fully functional

It's 👏 not 👏 much 👏 but 👏 it's 👏 mine 👏

Something tells me I have to clean this

new formula for life...

I accidentally open eclipse (Java code) during a demo.

The same smart ass Einstein's cousin business guy : Oh that is SQL, I have learnt it.. it was too simple for me that is why I decided not to be a developer

Me : You are lucky it's Friday

"Everybody has a testing environment. Some people are lucky enough to have a totally seperate environment to run production in."
-Unknown

Developers sound like psychotic sewing serial killers.

Always taking about strings and threads or killing parents, children and detaching heads.

Boss assigned me a task on Google Docs:

Boss: "Please remove this line"

Me: "What!? You're already there! How hard is it to fucking select the fucking sentence with your fucking touchpad and press the fucking delete key on your fucking keyboard!? Why assign me with such a fucking waste of time and fucking trivial task!?"

"I don't need to comment my code because I will remember what everything does/stands for later..."

Bitcoin is $2,450 and all i can do is google the price.

My girlfriend is learning python and she figured out how to change her environment to dark mode. I'm so proud of her.

Me - "Hey, would you like a coffee?"

Linux User - "Let me tell you about Linux."

Someone advised him that WP runs faster on Ruby.

Now, he wants me to port WordPress to RubyOnRails !!!

Finally put tiger inside grub!
Had to-do lot of circus!
Had grub without any background twice!
What are format of pictures supported by grub?

And she said yes =D

I am root

Hahahaha ... 😂

We turned wannacry into a meme, turned 404 into a meme. BUT: CAN WE TURN OPERA OS INTO A MEME??!

*watches the world burn*

Couldn't be any more accurate

2b || !2b ?

I knew my glass acted weird 😏

#wannaCry :
*US engineers trying to find antivirus.
*Europe engineers finding preventing tools
*Meanwhile Indian engineers already updated their resume with " Worked/Implemented anitvirus for wannyCry"

Meanwhile. .
Indian HR consultants asking for minimum 5 years experience in handling "wannacry"

Used a keylogger to get my cousin's facebook password.

Now that 12 year old kid thinks that I am a badass hacker secretly working for the NSA😎.

Thanks so much for the cool stickers. Why do I have 2 of each though :'). Maybe for my brother who is also on devrant.

; -) i hope that this is not a repost.

Cred to the artist

C: hey mate, what's the best tool to open up this 31.1M rows x 106 cols CSV file?

M: Umh...Pandas DataFrame or R DataTable I guess?

C: all right, Excell will do, thanks!

M: erhm...yeah, anytime?

Tested the windows linux subsystem. Thought windows did something good by implementing a complete Linux bash. Then I recognized that they just piped it into the win kernel. Lol they broke it again XD

Next steps are removing windows, burn that m2 ssd in some gasoline, throw the ashes in a deep hole next to my old bootcamp 40GB HDD (Mac OS X) and finally setting up a new fresh and clean system which won't get in touch with any Windows forever.

#Linux4Life

Always wondered how Dijkstra came up with that algorithm!

That moment when you are on terminal, you highlight text and press Ctrl+C, only to realize you have terminated a running job that was 90% complete.