This is the first time an IDE has apologized to me.
PS: Dev notes, crash reports etc are excluded. This is the IDE saying sorry I can't do it, no matter what.

Credits: https://twitter.com/yatish27/...

Trying to sleep!!!

Pics ? 😃😃😃

How to boost profits

Autocorrect

I will call this "GameOver Monopoly"

*Website exists*

Client: “I should be rich by now. Please fix.”

Me: “... Did you do any ... marketing?”

Client: “I don’t have money for marketing. That’s what the website is for.”

Who wrote this fucking algorithm!

My employer tried to install my app in his IPhone X and he scold me why the apk not supported. I explain to him that apk is for Android. He yelled :” don’t give me shit , you don’t have a degree on this so shut up, I do have, apk are universal because it is coded in Java

If you feel useless, remember, Word has a dark theme

Job market these days... 😂

*Taken*

Client: The webpage has been inaccessible all weekend!!

Me: Oh you mean the page you need to have a VPN connection to access?

Client: Yes that one!

Me: Are you connected to the VPN?

Client: Oh...no I'm not. *connects to VPN* Its working now.

Software engineer

"If flowers could grow on the moon. I'd plant you a garden of stars. So you could see in the dark,
that you're not alone."

I have a poetry book coming out (eventually) called "Steal this poem."

To date, my poetry has gotten one guy laid. Thats good enough for me.

And if you ever wanted to know what it feels like to be a poet, now you too can be one.

Steal this poem.

7/4/2018

I can never read this date properly

Is this 7th april
Or is this 4th july????

Fuck your american date format

whatever man

This is so relatable 😂

Source:

https://instagram.com/p/...

When even your spammers are testing in production...

for fucks sake

I don't understand... How can people prefer complicated web pages with fancy design over the simple and effective design of your router configuration page?
I mean, look at it... It's beautiful. If I ever asked as a client to a developer to build me a website, it'd look just like this.

Come on:
You can't trust estimates that two month ago me said!
He was young, foolish and full of hope.

Angular universal, how I hate you..

Latest error:

Error: [Error]

I see

Just doing it for the pizza!

Simple flowchart XD

Woman couldn't reach the login page of her hosting account.

After 15 minutes of debugging she found out that her Internet wasn't turned on.

This shit is the fucking reason why I drink alcohol.

Thats a high level security!!!👌

Sooo my friend asked my to become more active on steam and i did something about it! I'm going to be become the most activities steam user!

Holy crap! Android Studio is waaay too harsh to that poor LinearLayout.

at work