Job offers be like:
We need a VIRGIN with atleast 2 years EXPERIENCE of SEX...

When your shower does more commits than you

Renaming variables is like...

++ this rant coz you didn't knew clicking "devRant" refreshes the feed.

✌(◕‿-)✌

When you died but forgot the documentation

Looks like it

When you have a super annoying problem that Google has been unable to help with... But you stumble upon a link with the exact title matching your issue... And clicking on it gives you a 404.

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

I feels dumb reading my own 6 months old codes. 😐😐😐

I don't know what I'm thinking back there.

Friend: hey can you make me a website?

Me: sure, what is it for?

Friend: 'whatever the site is for'

Me: Ok, what are the different tabs you want for the navigation bar?

Friend: Ummm... Idk yet

Me: Ok... So do you have an idea what you want the website to look like?

Friend: Ummm just make it look pretty

Me:

Waiting on Apple to release the new Macbook Pro like:

Windows: The only OS where downloading the zip is faster than extracting it.

no matter how big shot programmer you are, you 90% time you will only code
if(condition)
{
// do something
}
else
{
// do something else
}

void walks into a cave
doesn't return