My daughter will be a software developer (I believe)... she counts from 0 sometimes. :D

Stick my headphones in and ignore the world around me

TL;DR I fucked up my life with a D in APUSH

Alright so I'm a sophomore in high school and I really really like programming. Like really. Maybe a little too much.

Cuz I spend all my time on it and while that's gotten me a 102% in AP Computer Science, my other classes aren't looking so good.

Especially History.

Now I'm in all the AP classes I could take, besides English cuz I hate that shit. And I learned something new this year: I also hate AP US History

And with how it all turned out, I failed my second quarter of APUSH. Fuck. Luckily I had a B first quarter so I ended up with a D. Still not great.

Still got like a 3.9 GPA but I think that's weighted.

Anyhow, how bad did I fuck up and how can I overcome my strange addiction? Thanks for listening, if anyone did

That moment when you find yourself seriously arguing with your rubber duck about which approach to implement...

I got tired of talking to myself.

Hack the planet using visual basic!

I remember building a fully operative OS for computercraft in Minecraft ages ago.. now I struggle with Hello Worlds, even though I run my own company.

Man, why should it be this much confusing.

I got a new desk!! I am now ready to program!

This is why people should use Linux. I'll never understand why people use Windows in commercial environments, because things like this always happen.

This is me at 5 in morning 😭😭

I lost a bet today 😥 ... My surname is inman

I have to name my first born child

put-it

The bet? That apple wouldn't reject the app I submitted ... Fuck apple

America runs on Dunkin, Toronto runs on Debian

Shit, I'm reading devRant in Church! Please forgive me dear Lord.

Vim ftw ❤

My favorite kind of Christmas memories

So I'm 17, I go to a vocational school and I'm in a computer IT and networking class as a junior. We have learned programming in HTML and CSS and whenever I'm programming I'm having the most fun, so I am teaching myself C++! I don't really feel welcome due to my age but I hope all of you can help me in the future!

Real Programmers

Effects of deployment scripts

Hey @dfox, found a bug in here. Steps to reproduce:
- Hit on reply
- close the text modal
- hit reply again
- you will see the username the same number of times as you clicked on reply

when im in the zone and somebody says something to me and I'm like:
"yes, sure!">/dev/null

Two days of Emacs and I already have the pinky finger bigger than my bicep! :)

So this is how they "teach" us in school...As a part time dev I was completely shocked when I saw this in our materials. What do you think? Should I drop the teachers tables to give him a lesson?

I pray that no one ever has to look at the commit message on my solo projects.

Is it only me listening to https://github.audio 8 hours per day?

Changing your main editor or IDE and type all the time your old shortcuts.

Ex-boss (who boasted 20 years of programming exp.) Would not let us work on a web project saying we didn't have enough experience and said he'd do it alone... Fast forward to 3 days before presenting to client, we get to check the log in interface and immediately find that there's no actual security, no validation... Just 2 text boxes with hard coded users and no way to add more without creating them in db... And if you knew the next page's URL you can actually skip the login... Needless to say he was removed from the project that instant and we (interns at the time) had to do everything from scratch. A 3 months project done in 2 days. Never been more stressed in my life :'(

When you're programming instead of sleeping but you would like to rest the same. Please tell me how...

Already existing website, I was asked to do a few things to redo. Code is a mess, 0 comments, oldschool technology. Completely static html site of a small company, nothing extreme.

Client: okay, could you please add 2 more items to the navbar for the 2 new pages?
Me: yes, here they are. Since it was already full, font size had to shrink.
Client: it's okay

>> Fast forward 2 weeks, full of similarly easy modifications.

Client: could you make the font size of the navbar larger?
Me: not really, we will lose responsivity
Client: do it anyway!

>> Fast forward to next day
Client calls me that it is urgent to 'do something immediately' with the navbar because it is broken and I am a 'horrible webdesigner' for making a mess of her website. I was told that it is not her job to make it good look and that I should 'use my eyes better'.

After 2 minutes of a lecture on webdesign she let me tell her how a responsive website should look like and to achieve that we should better restart the whole website. At that point I was the idiot who just wants to get more money and that I won't be able to do that since I am already unable to finish these few tiny things she asked for.

😵 the most secure password/username combo I have every seen