I got this from a page in fisbuk

Class was boring... so i augmented myself!

I met my girlfriend due to code.

There were these free courses for competitive programming as a preparation for the informatics olympiad and we got along and made weird programs and had a great time. Most of the other people there were much younger than us, and in the actual finals she ended up beating me by quite a bit, yet she still dares to say I am a better programmer.

It's been almost a year since then. Wow

This is some nevt level phishing. I wrote the guy who was listed in WHOIS an E-Mail, correcting his mistakes.

Being majestic as a web developer:

1. Hacking through the DevTools to remove the anti-AdBlocker overlay + vertical scrolling paralysis on news website
2. See point 1

This my fellow friends is what every christmas_tree should look like

I still think is is funny lol just imagine doing this as a punishment :(

Set up an account at Wells Fargo today and they told me the password requirements... This is a joke right?

A friend of mine is creating a website for our school project and the website is getting to look worse and worse.
Here is a picture he sent me today.

Are you going to work with/hire this developer?

Finding a girlfriend

Guide to Software Design...

Will they be taking our jobs now? 😂😂

When there are no widely approved Swedish translations of big data terminology, such as "big data" itself. When discussing this kind of terms you have to resort to using the English words for them, which results in a horrible language mix, Swenglish.

Credits: unknown

For people who work with languages like Java this couldn't be more true

Damn devrant, the double tap to ++ feature has me addicted.
Now I'm double tapping answers on Quora
1. Realize it doesn't work
2. Go to next answer
3. Repeat 😐

Definition of Linux users...

Did anyone know shift+zz is also a way to exit vim other than :wq

A friend asked if I could take a look at the function, which he wrote, to see if two trees are equal.

The chat conversation:

F: I sent code.
Me: *put eye on "flag and && true"
F: Hey?
F: You are there?
F: All right?!

A few hours later...

Me: Each time this function is executed, a programmer dies. Goodbye.

And so it's over.

Coding has changed my life in a way where I no longer look for simple answers. I look at things deeper and more logically.

That this picture for example, I was at a pub quiz and got this handout, #2 I was thinking was hex, or the ASCII table or some sort of shifted by one arrangement. Nope! They just put numbers between the fucking letters!?!?!??

I've written a lot of bad code, seen a lot, but attached is the most recent 'worst' I've seen.
What makes the situation worse/funny is:
1. The developer's code comment.
2. Check-in passed a code review.
3. The 'legacy code' was written last week.

That's a great bug

Devrant! the only place you can laugh and learn at the same damn time! I love this place!

what does it look like in Linux kernel?

When you install a program and you realize just beat a world record.

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it doesn’t work.