Skittles ^^

@SSDD no its not Stripe.. But a different party! I have never had any beef with Stripe :)

Where did you get that? I need that in my life!!

@Artemix that's not possible because I'm the only one who maintains that codebase (Salesforce Apex code, to be exact)

@Artemix I'm afraid I'll be getting the blame for that :/

@Artemix if I do that, then our finance department won't be able to access anything...

@LeFlawk because Saturn and Mediamarkt are owned by the same holding company and apparently the Saturn wasn't popular enough

PS here in NL the Mediamarkt and the Saturn had a different strategy. The Mediamarkt is more a big box store while the Saturn was more customer friendly.

@PRein it is the Mediamarkt! We in NL don't have the Saturn anymore

Prices are in euro's

Reminds me if something that happened to me a few months ago.

Friend (non coder) and I were at a bar, having a drink. He asks me "What's up? You seem distracted" and I reply "nothing too serious, just some things bugging me". "Explain it to me, maybe I can help" he says. And I tell a whole monolog, basically telling him that I don't know how to deal with MongoDB in my application because of its fluid structure. This monologs takes like 10 minutes and he was just sitting their and nodding his head, trying to pretend he knew anything about the subject. In the end he just told me, "can't help you with that. But I can help you with another beer". Two hours later, I'm drunk and I still don't know how to deal with MongoDB... :(

@philcr no this is not how we all dress. But then again, I think one of the few developers that likes to wear suits and dress shoes

*watches as his developers cred flies out the window*

@antoni4040 because I'm an idiot 😆

Kroketten!

Joomla is always full of workarounds, dirty hacks and skeletons in the code

- An ex-joomla developer

@forkbomber I managed to get allot of cats listening to me... Except Skittles, she listens to nobody and likes to fight with every cat.... :/

@forkbomber my cat doesn't listen to anybody... Especially to me :(

@forkbomber pushing my cat away doesn't work.. A few moments later she is back at her old spot...

Without a shed of doubt! But pick the keyswitches that will fit for your situation

Arch Linux for the win!

I meant "including the rest of the dev team"