The "WTF is wrong with the code" mug mark.

Schrödinger's

I swear... The world don't give us enough credit for what we do.

1998:
- Don't get in strangers' card
- Don't meet people from internet

2016:
- Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car

There you go
😂😂😂

the shit I have to deal with

OMG!!! Google has stopped support for Internet Explorer...

When someone is watching over my shoulder my codeability sinks with 30%. When coding in just underware my codeability raises with 10%.

Last time someone watched over my shoulder I felt the -30 and tried to raise to -20 by entering underware-mode. Didnt work, somehow they couldnt combine. Turned out to a really awkward situation and codeability instead dropped even more!! Around -70% felt like a project manager!!!

Mastering Tao!!

About Brexit.

A couple of weeks ago I posted about me making my own reclaimed desk, after a long process of sanding and oiling constantly here is the finished product and I couldn't be happier

I saw this on the first page of a book that discusses techniques for writing clean code... The more I think about it, the more accurate it tests.

snsv... I kid you not.

... I have no words...

I hate you Gandalf!!!!!

My mom: "My iPad is broken because I deleted by Goggle account"

Me: "Are you actually using Android tablet? How the hell that you deleted your Google account affects your iPad?"

My mom: "No, I definitely using iPad, and now I can't Goggle. And I don't remember my Goggle account. Can you come and help me to fix it?"

Me: "There is no way to fix it, if you don't remember anything about your "Goggle" account. But I will come and see what happen to your iPad later."

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

"could you please increase the banner width by 1cm?"

!rant

As much as we love to complain about our PMs and coworkers, I feel blessed to be in a field where after working all day, I enjoy what I do so much I come home and work on my own projects. Who's with me?

JavaScript, also known as Java for short…. (can't believe this is real…)

"Age is just a number"
No, "Age" is clearly a string.

bono.less

Sometimes I don't give a dam naming my classes since I know not a lot of people will see this. At least I'll make a dev laugh!

A client complained about the visual designs containing 'lorem ipsum' text because they 'didn't understand spanish'. And that they wanted their site in english...

In all development first 90% takes half the time and last 10% takes the other half. Jeez almost done wait for it

We've had tabs vs spaces, gif vs jif, but how about S Q L vs sequel? Which one do you prefer? I'm in camp sequel.

At work we use the classic conjoined triangle of success

how they name variables in other countries ...

When you wish ctrl+shift+R will do the trick

Who all want "++" instead of "+1" 🤔