Having heart attack during "share screen" session cause Proxmox' icon looks like some porn site's icon

me and my colleagues fix bugs while watching porn

using dreamweaver hahaha

More and more people will hate javascript..even if they are not using it LOL

Windows Update : will force restart your fucking PC when you are doing something important.

An app that checks you and your crush's compatibility using name..haha

Watch movie, play video games and eat nutritious foods the day before initial meeting...

My educational website...damn! My work schedule keeps me on finishing this projet...but then again I do this as hobby..if I finished this..what will i do next? Haha

Doing network security and infrastructure(im a dev but our sysadmin resigned so the next person they thought capable is me)...like seriously yesterday Im fixing c# bugs then the next day I find myself having a meeting with system/security admins...i feel so noob :)

Connect to client's workstation via teamviewer to fix some issue..only to found out he was watching pornhub...PrtScr!!!!

Work at night

Right now I enjoyed being SysAdmin and PenTester more than programmng...but I doubt I can get a job without certification from either of those field.

Pure development...no sysadmin, penetration testing task...

Clients and Project managers do Believe​ in magic.

Ability to have a girlfriend.

No solution found in stackoverflow nor google :(

My teammate send a prank email to us(lots of bad swear words to our client)...unfortunately..he used the thread of client's issue. The next morning we're terrified to learn that the prank email was also forwarded to client.

Ignoring JIRA notifications

Most stupid feature requested by your client.

The jurrasic - the one who only know vb6, giving us photo copied source code to study(on our own) instead of teaching it himself. Exam? Well fuck it he just hand us a photocopy of codes that we have to convert to digital and compile. I dont know how he grade us either.

The forgetful - she give us new activities every period..I can't count how many times she said "lets continue next day" and the number of folders of our unfinished activities in my classroom pc.

The good one - yes finally we have one only to be replaced by the jurrasic due to some conflict.

Everytime the client say 'thank you' :)

Area of focus : get rid of noisy office mates

Why : so that I can focus on my work

Almost..

I am a web developer and assigned in a project as Infrastructure Engineer AND Penetration Tester because no one is available. I survived that hellish experience, i learned clustering and other advance stuff on my own, studying even late at night, no training..just youtube videos. PM (who is currently has little to no involvement in this stage) has very little appreciation in what im doing(research, server estimates, diagramming, documentation, planning)

Reading my old commit message

Too deep for me :(

Best xp : dev on new tech

Worst xp : being pressured to deliver something out of that new tech over a very short period

Once a weird co-worker gave me a condom..since I'm a weird guy too, I accepted it just to have a peculiar stuff in my wallet...I'm a guy, no girlfriend, he's a guy too...im straight tbh...him..i dunno

Im kinda like to write a book: "O'Reilly Getting Started Girlfriend.exe"

When something doesn't work..create new framework :)

We have a refresher meeting...windows starts updating