The problem with being a designer and a programmer is that Photoshop and Illustrator is on Windows and I code on Ubuntu.

You have to restart and boot a different OS everytime goddamnit

- Her : How’s your life going?

- Me :

I can't get the wifi generation. I love cables (except when they are in front of the tv), their performance, their plug-n-play without conflicts, that high level of nerdy childish porn of 80's in all the magnificence. It's just me? *snowflake feelings*

Just fladhed windows 10 on a usb stick (4.7GB) and forgot the options for progress...

My suffering increased exponentially

They're giving multiple projects to work on and it's so fucking hard to remember workflow of 4-5 projects while working on side projects as well

why its logical

Everytime I see a topic about Linux ...

Spot on

That moment when a missing ' ; ' ruined someone's day

Found this on SO

>>Be me
>>Looks at laptop once
>>Gets 4 emails about the same fucking one

>>Be me
>>Looks at shoes once
>>Gets 3 emails and one notification from the app about a sale on shoes

>>Be me
>>Buy a mechanical keyboard
>>Gets 4 emails and 3 notifications from the app about a sale on keyboards.

Ok Amazon calm the fuck down bud.

words from a hurt dev 😢

stupid users don't review when all's good 😤

Legit got excited because today...on friday...one of our servers went down.

Why excited?

Tell me, do you know how fun it is to call your admin if he was "able to get it up" just for him to reply that he is having some "performance issues"?

Lmao it's fucking hilarious.

On another nothe, plz halp

When you ask your wife/gf to make sandwich for you and she obliges.

Hi devRant from Kashmir 🤓

I'm HD now!

Guys... We must consider removing AI from clouds...

I never thought they'd be so rude /s

My hero.

BOSS: Are you sure you are testing in development?

DEVELOPER: Yeah, the changes are local

Those feels

Mood today...

I wonder when people will realize we wear headphones because we don't want to talk to them.

Having headphones on sure doesn't stop some asshat from trying to talk to me

What’s your better than sex ? 😂

Setting your computer on fire will always make the bug go away.

When everything has been abstracted..
While I think it's encouraging to newcomers into the field of programming they should always strive to delve into the abstracted details.. The amount of complexity that we deal with 'infinite'.

Developers of the business world:

True :D

Anybody else doing this? 🙃

Thanks Git 😁

uh oh i did something bad

Devs got to chill