Haha! Command lines :-P

She : I like stupid people

Me : * Buys iPhoneX *

:^)
For real though, to each their own in the end.
I accept MacOS for development, but Apple hardware is just price gouging.

Bf: what you doing?
Me: coding
Bf: do you ever stop working?!
Me: I'm not 'working', I'm doing my own project.
Bf: but you do that at work. Why do you want to keep doing it?
Me: it's fun?

--- a few days later ---

Bf: what you doing?
Me: reading.
Bf: omg you're not coding! What are you reading?
Me: a book about coding
Bf: *faceplam*

Prototype devRant rubber duck. Depending on my craft skills, might have a variety of dev themed capes too

Immortalised my ++ count

!rant
How's my set up?

These slack socks are nice, but devRant ones would be nicer

Headphones, music on. Complete Tool discography.

Its all about the mood...

The beauty of css is: it always makes me give up

My stressball went on vacation

Just spent an all nighter taking apart this anti cheat system because I felt I was getting rusty.

I found this in the code of a non-adult video portal...

Why would they need AES encryption for a pornhub grabber?

age++

Just set up a Vim profile on my keyboard. Is it going to help me any? Probably not. But it does look cool!

Programmers calender..

Hahaha 😂😂

It's so annoying! One of the developers just started explaining to me some of the recent changes in the infrastructure. I made these changes! I know about them and can explain them better than he did. I tried telling him that I already know but he just wouldn't stop. It felt like he was mansplaining. I don't usually get that at work so it was weird and frustrating.

For those who said "Ubuntu looks like shit", This is Ubuntu 16.04

!rant

SURVEY:
Are there any musicians in here?
What instruments do you play?

!rant but emotional

Work is significantly less terrible than it could be because I have the best teammates and i can come rant here and be understood. My non tech friends just ask why I don't quit if I "complain" so much. My dev and tech friends are all together at another company and have releases every week they're working on. I appreciate you all and am happy I found this community. 💚

Torvalds doesn't give a fuck

What Music do you listen to while coding ?
I listen to movie soundstracks.

If you hunt for a dev job watch this

I've done it. I've deactivated my facebook. No more useless BuzzFeed videos. Fuck Facebook

One day programs will write themselves.

Courtesy of Reddit

You guys probably use some kind of program to talk and chat with friends and colleagues. So, tell me - which of the numerous programs available do you use?

Is there anyone else who sings what he/she codes when coding alone on a saturday afternoon?