Studying in my shitty non-dev job...hoping for get a dev job soon... very nice book 👌

My custom rom (android) is so unstable, it even can't handle devrants double tap upvoting...

It's all our fault.

This actually happened today

Colleague: Hey man I think there's a problem with my computer.

Me: Alright, I'll check it out.

(I go to his desk and find that his screen was turned off)

Colleague: It just suddenly turned off.

Me: (presses a random key on his keyboard)

(Screen lights up)

this is why I'm going to use Linux and code Python 😤

still like Microsoft tho 😂😉

Thanks @dfox and @trogus for these awesome stickers!

Internet is dark and full of funny things.

Ah christmas came early :) thanks ya devrant!

NEVER USE GOTO!

After trying to explain a problem I was facing at work to a Non-Dev friend of mine

Non-Dev Friend: Why did you even choose to become a developer in the first place?

Me: I didn't choose coding, it choose me!

WTF GOOGLE CHROME!!

I need you to build an app that you can install apps that only work on Android with.

Does anyone else have a mini heart attack when you touch your pockets and can't feel your phone for a second?

When a dev says that he's a really good programmer in his CV/Résumé he usually actually means that he's really good at browsing stackoverflow

So true 😂😆

A friend mine just told me that he broke his phone's screen, and if I know of any places to fix it. I asked him how much damage it had, he said that he'd send me a screenshot...