Before you're hired:
1. A binary tree?
2. Currying?
3. Higher-order function?
4. How does event loop work?
5. What is prototype?
6. What is encapsulation?
7. Can you draw an algorithm?

After you're hired:
1. Hey, can you add auth token and login to our app?

Front-end developer's to-do list :
☑ Climb Everest
☑ Learn how to speak mandarin
☑ Become god
◻ Vertically center something in CSS

When you're too Dev to find a Valentine the mainstream way.

If you ask Google Assistant to open Pornhub and you have tinder installed you get this...

IDE war!!

Sooo my friend asked my to become more active on steam and i did something about it! I'm going to be become the most activities steam user!

😂😂😂😂

My T-Shirt

got it somewhere on the net

That moment when you find yourself seriously arguing with your rubber duck about which approach to implement...

Group project meetings in uni. All of them. Noone ever speaks and you're trying to suggest ideas. Noone disagrees with you and when it's time for the next meeting, apparently everyone just did their own thing.. fml

Monday we had an hour-long meeting with the only purpouse of deciding when was the next metting.

Later this week, the same day of the meeting, it got cancelled.

The relentless feeling that slowly has over taken my waking life. The feeling that if I am not coding, learning or becoming better at coding I am wasting my time. I can't even watch movies anymore without reading articles. This is the worst thing about being a Dev, how when you are a dev you are nothing else.

At least for me, not sure how common this feeling is.

Worst part of being a dev?
Unanswered stackoverflow question that exactly matches your problem

Upgrading the framework.

"I forgot how to program!"

"How could you forget what you didn't know in the first place?"

Programming class is fun.

Poopy function in Swift

Windows logic is unmatched

Never-ending battle

One of the many joys in a programmers life

My wife is turning into my project manager . . .

Me : Check out this game I'm building as a side project!

Wife : Wow that's really neat! I expect to be able to play it on my phone. 1 month?

Me: What? I haven't even learned how to port ...

Wife : (interrupts) ONE MONTH

Scope creep even at home *sigh

Yep lol

Programming: The art of making logic not make sense.

Me after 5 minutes working with CSS

Priority
source: http://programmers.life/2016/09/...

School time, programming class:
Girl: Hey, Can you help me?
Me: Sure, what's up?
G: I have an error but I don't know why
M: *looks at error stack trace* You're missing a semicolon in line 133 *puts comma, run... 27 more errors* Well, you have more issues up there, why don't you try to fix them?
G: Oh, Ok, thanks
-- 1 hour later --
G: Hey, can you come? I already fixed the other issues but I still have one I can't fix
M: *checks code, same mistake I fixed, missing semicolon, same line* Why did you erase the semicolon?
G: Oh, because if I erase it, I only have 1 error, but if I leave it, I have 27 so....
M: *turn around, walk away*

W...w...wha...whaaat?!

Too common. :D

Apples be like
It's a lightning connector

I don't know who, or where you are. But want to let you know the test was successful.