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Most Anti-virus and cleaners are just show-off .... especially the one's in Android phones.....

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Merry christmas...

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When none of your stuff is working properly and everyone keeps coming over to bug you

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1 thing I hate more than bad code.

bloody comments. it's an excuse to write crappy code

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SQL injection

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If you put a UNIX shell to your ear, you can hear the C.

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What's the best thing thing about UDP jokes?

I don't care if you get them.

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README.md a file with Self written Joke...

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Very essential styles that have been in production for years.

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If I were my client, wouldn't pay a dime for the app

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👐 Jazz hands!

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Best strategy for getting unstuck?
It's easy dude, :wq

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True...

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First laugh then comment 😂😂😂

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Made me laugh so hard thinking about how often a semi-colon has been my source of depression & self injury

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Best ice machine ever

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driving an archive

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note 7 is really “Booming” right now

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Life when you didn't know about browsers developer tools

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Every damn time.

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Until i get myself an actual sticker this will have to do...

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Every time someone posts their multi monitor setup I'm looking at my setup and be like: "Will this community accept me?"

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I just had a nightmare.

I never became a developer. Instead I had a normal 9-5, didn't do work at home, slept well and spent my free time on social activities.

It was horrible.

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void walks into a cave
doesn't return

joke/meme sorry

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Just walked out of work and saw this. What CSS developer has a wage to afford that car.

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A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

Such a classic joke. Apt for a Friday! :D

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Have you ever seen such a comprehensive Title select?

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Interviewer: So here are the technical tests. You have 20min.
Me: We agree I can use the internet?
Interviewer: No, sorry.
Me: Good, I'll make you pen&paper websites then. Seriously!?

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"We need you to take control and make these decisions on your own."
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"Why have you done this without checking with us first?!"

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