This happens everyday

> Picks phone up to test changes to mobile app
> oh look I got a notification
> Scroll, Scroll, like, like, lol, lmao, that's gross, lol, haha
> 5 minutes goes by
> Puts phone down
> Goes back to computer
> What the fuck am I forgetting....

😂😂😂

How to get max value of an integer

Translated:
"And jesus said:
Return home to your villages and solve the IT problems of your parents"
Merry Christmas everyone!!

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

Dear Steam,

Is it possible to send ONE FUCKING E-MAIL for the "items on my wish list that are on sale", instead of sending 4738258382 EMAILS FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE LIKE COMPLETE FUCKING MORONS?!?!

Merry Christmas, devRant community && happy new year

I literally laughed out loud

Just told my dad that python 3.6 launched yesterday, he asked me if i wanted it for christmas 😅

Can't say no to coffee!

Siemens Step7 code block protection (PLC's).. It was designed to lock code that you don't want others to be able to read. All blocks are in a dbf file, so you just need to find the block record and uncomment one line, voila - source code available.

Given the massive use of Siemens PLC's on plants all over the world, and the simplicity of hacking via S7 protocol, usually Internet connected, it's a breeze to steal or modify the controllers code with possible critical implications.

Enter Stuxnet.

When a national organization leaves the administrator password on a tool that manages the entire IT Department to the default password.
Also when said default password is publicly documented, known by all trained administrators of this tool, and said tool is exposed to the Internet.

Well. I'm running out of money. Time to get new clients. Merry Christmas everyone.

1 bottle of beer on the wall take one away throw it away, 0 bottles of beer on the wall.

0 bottles of beer on the wall take one throw it away, 3560890 bottles of beer on the wall

.stickers {
dfox: thank;
trogus: thank;
community: epic;
share: yes;
}

#Which party are you?
- [ ] Republican Party
- [ ] Democratic Party
- [x] LAN Party

Just checked my Google Analytics, WTF?

Apple being funny. 201.6 MB Update :)

Stupid private repos

With the power of 4GB you say?

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

!rant: I just realized Devrant had a dark side. Screw the jedi, I'm joining the sith.

When you pour coffee into this, it instantly freezes

When you prove its a hardware probelm

That feeling of when you finish a year long project, showing it off to family and getting a "huh that's it?" response. I just poured all being into this, it's okay. 😐

After a week of using DevRant, it looks more like a book of jokes for developers, than a social platform for serious discussion of developers stuff. :(

Story of every IT office

Inside Linux

When the Dev gets too real.

Phoney call from MS:
- We at Microsoft have detected an issue with your PC.
- Oh, I only have a Mac.
- But that is fine, I will transfer you to the Mac department...