Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

"photography" he said

Nudge nudge wink wink know what I mean

Time travelers have a busy schedule.

In ten years your mobile phone will have the same performance.

git blame

But that is not a CAT cable, that is USB.

I don't think those are the floating point co-processors you wanted.

@iamavalos they have moved from "simply awful" to "truly awful".

Progress.

I only wish Google was that smart and it would stop bombarding me with ads for stuff I already bought.

"Oh, so he just bought a TV online? Let's send him lots of ads about TV-s for a couple of weeks, he perhaps wants to buy some more?"

No, I have to put up with the family one more week 😭

Imagine the length of complex single-line if-statements with embedded variable settings you can write on that sucker!

Vacation is for people who do not love their jobs to temporarily get away from it.

It is actually his git activity graph for developing the time machine.

OMFG it is actually true!
😨😱
WTF?

Now there is someone who never misses a deadline!

Of course it doesn't work.

For a screw you need the screwdriver app, not the hammer app.

Ping!

A new nearby Bluetooth device is found:
Life Support System

Connect Deny Reboot

It is a sign of times that samsungmobilecompany1 to samsungmobilecompany484 were already taken on gmail

Siri will be happy to apply

@YousifMansour One of the users is not even on caveman or dino level of intelligence but bacteria-level.

It actually really reminds me of a dinosaur fossil somehow

@recursiveAndrew You mean GetLaidOff() or Wank2PronHub()?

Badly written HTML may cause eyes bleed

I think I'm still running on ver 0.9

You forgot the pictures.
The reality picture is more something like this:

Because this

A fallen star

Ahh ♥️nixie tubes

Can't British cops find their porn the same way we others do?

The same way I pronounce sudoku