Procrastination is a bitch.

I use BitBucket, not GitHub, but I can't add it to my profile because the repo section only accepts GitHub.

Just leaving this here

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

#sky
{
background-color: blue !important;
}

It's hard to solve a bug that only occurs *sometimes*.

When back-end engineers get excited about something.

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

php.js

No caption needed indeed !

!rant
Nokia is back.

##Rant

Lol.Some Maniac is streaming two Google Homes arguing😂
https://m.twitch.tv/seebotschat

My colleague left her PC unlocked with an open project so I changed all her IDE colors to white. White text on white background! 😈

friggin' node dependencies

When you have something in your clipboard but then press Ctrl+C instead of Ctrl+V and end up with a blank line.

Seriously guys, this needs to stop...

This made me laugh! ++ for the official Notepad++ exception dialog 😋 ...
Source: https://plus.google.com/+notepad-pl...

I have a confession to make.
I do most of my java coding in comic sans ;-;
IT MAKES ME HAPPY FOR SOME REASON

Gui design is my passion as you can see

Bruteforce IRL

So I recently bought my first house (yay!).

Whilst doing the initial viewings I saw the below on the backyard and thought "hey that's neat, I can leave a key in there for when I come in late and my fiancée is asleep.

Fast forward to moving in day and the previous owners hand me the keys so I ask "oh yeah, what's the code for the keysafe" and he just looks at me completely blank, so I'm just like "the box on the wall out back" and he's just like "oh! So that's what that is. No we've never had the code for that, bye."

Being a pen tester I'm just stood there dumbfounded thinking "How the hell can you have a locked box attached to your house and not want to know what is inside!"

Anyway, that brings us to now where I'm stood outside in December on a Sunday morning brute forcing my way into my own keysafe.

I wish this didn't run so many parallels with my work life 😂

Nice....

Love working with atom using this theme in coffeeshops, making people think I'm a top hacker, when in reality I'm just stuck with css classes or something. Equally stupid.

I have an idea for a new Advent Calendar: 24 new JavaScript frameworks!

PM: Please write more verbose error codes
ME: Sure...

Dear javascript, you think you're sooooo fucking special. You just HAD to be asynchronous everywhere, losing all connections to natural sequential human thinking. I just want to work with the result of A GOD DAMN FOR LOOP you ASYNC FUCK.

Dropbox as version controll.

Creating a bug while fixing another..

Math is hard.

I like to live dangerously.. I don't lock my computer when I go for a smoke.