Writting some documentation and asked for feedback, soon I felt cheated since "suggestions" were:
1 - Hey, this isn't implemented yet! I'm cutting it out...
2 - Hey! You shouldn't say this is how it works, we were in meeting and discussed that this is how it's gonna be, you need to change it...

Single reviewers, please consider consistency, thank you very much, bye

Me: I wanna talk to my friends!
Non-dev friends: hey! We're on facebook!/instagram
Dev-friends: Maybe slack? Telegram?
Others: Whatsapp! Skype!

Result: lots of social media apps and considering new friendships

That weird moment when you realise the damned developers before you haven't even opened any documentation yet were fast on dismissing the new product.

QA. Could you please help me solve this issue?
Dev. That's Server side, nothing to do with me! *proceeds to signal issue as 'solved'*

Coworker went on vacation for the first time in forever... I wonder if she'll notice something different 😂😳

Oldie but goldie:
Q. what's this?

['hip', 'hip' ] ;

A. An hip hip array

This actually causes me anxiety

Mozilla or Chrome? :\

How about them relatives always thinking 'you sa work with computers? You sa tech support for EVERYTHING'

Instantiate monday