"How does your live chat work?"

I literally can not go back to a single display setup. I have a dual display both at home and at office.

Made me always think something like:
Code: should i delete it or just comment it out?

Files: should i delete this file or just rename it as .old?

OldHW: should i put it in the bin or i can recycle some parts?
Etc......

Hats off to this lady .... I would have just flipped the machine

GitHub: a marketplace for publicly available API keys

A guy and a girl are in a Java seminar.

Afterward, the guy approaches the girl and asks, "Hey gurrl, can I get your number?"
Girl says "Sorry, I don't give out my number, it's private."
Guy says, "Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were in the same class!"

—_😂_—

I subconsciously use semicolons (;) instead of periods (.) whenever I'm writing a word document.

Essentially, coding has turned me into a problem solver.

I WILL FIND A WAY!!!

When fixing things:
Linux = be root
Windows = reboot

"What technologies do you know?"
"I can write pretty URLs that return JSON"
"You mean REST?"
"No, I mean pretty URLs that return JSON"

The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea 😐

coding has reinforced my conviction that I'm significantly more proficient at breaking things than making them. And sometimes I break things so well, they start working when they absolutely should not work, even a little bit.

It's also made me a little more angry, reduced my patience with people who ask why something isn't working, and made me realise that I will *thankfully* never be normal.

I've never been happier.

A.I steals my job; introduce devRant to A.I; A.I gets too busy ranting about all the stupid shit humans have messed up; Get my job back.

Job requirements nowadays...

So silicon valley season 4 is finished.shit.

Dutch people must be having hard time programming

Well...

!rant
Rejection letters...
Gotta keep searching!

( bad english alert )
Why everybody from my school class, saying "Windows is better than linux, because windows don't have commands like linux"

Our university syllabus is so outdated, we are forced to do C programs in TurboC.
So we install Dosbox on Windows 8 machines...
1 upvote = 1 prayer

Everyone when writing HTML:

<header></header>
<section>
<ul>
<li></li>
</ul>
</section>
<footer></footer>

ME:

<div><div></div></div>
<div><div><span><div></div></span></div></div>
<div><div></div></div>

Go home Android, you're drunk!

Oh yes the timing is impeccable

Our project is a legacy of all legacy projects. The developers imported the third-party libraries by copy-pasting the whole source codes into the project. Ohhhh yeahhh!!!

A system administrator has two problems:
1. stupid users
2. smart users

The bugs have learned to hide

Yeah...Windows...

I was really confused for a second as to why Redhat sent me a pizza...

God is one of us