Where you get the Code

😂😂

Just an experiment atm. Hoping it works well for me

Light attract bugs

Shots fired!

Pushed to master on a Friday!

My mom passed away in 2014. Were it not for the pain she was in all her life, I’d love to have her back and I’d gladly provide all the computer help she’d need.

🧐😴.

Saw a McDonald's today that's asking to be hacked - their menu sign's IP address is right there on the bottom of it (original image at https://i.imgur.com/P3sFGHE.jpg):

My basis path set does not include this one...

Found on internet..

Source Code Activism is a thing that should not exist.

Keep your filthy CoC away from the Linux kernel you freaking bastards.

Caption this

Zebra next level

Go big or go home.

Sister: today I discovered two new libraries
Me: what lang?
She: what?

She was talking about real libraries xD

Cool tip.

Meeting up with @CoffeeNCode was awesome! We actually have a lot in common :D

Asked her for a selfie together so here we go:

My son came from kindergarten with a picture he painted. And that's what I found on the backside of the paper.

Barbecue tools

Microsoft Word is the best IDE ever built

Debugging Brain

"I was wondering why Monitors sleep and Keyboards don't.

Then it occurred to me that Keyboards have two SHIFTS. 😆😆" -some guy

The typical devRanter

1. Uses dark theme of IDE and devRant app
2. Hates his/her clients
3. Likes Arch based distros
4. Checks his/her ++'s count or notifications after publishing a rant
5. Hates facebook
6. Associate the morning with a cup of coffee
7. Can't do any job when there are no headphones
8. iPhone vs Android? - fuck, they both are good/bad
9. Every time googles git command to remove a local branch
10. The best VCS is git, but I never used any other VCS

Happy April Fool's!

- Windows 8 == Best OS
- Apple is fairly priced
- PHP > C++
- Java === JavaScript
- facebook > devrant
- Github useless, use .zip
- Comic Sans best terminal font
- Nobody needs a web developer because Wordpress much better
- Linux is for virgins

I just implemented parallelism in one of my major data collection tools for work, and cut the tool's run duration by 90%. That seems like as good a time as any to go to sleep.

No. More. Writing. Code. On. A. Fucking. Piece. Of. Paper.

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If you can't save yourself anymore...

Happy coding morning

Every day in college...