- Sir, you must put away your laptop before the flight takes off.
- Is a tablet okay?
- Yes
- *Uncouples keyboard from Surface*
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I recently met a young fella (14yo) playing League of Legends. He asked:
- What do you do for a living?
- I'm a programmer, do you know anything about programming?
- I don't, actually.

Apparently he was playing from a LAN Gaming center 'cause he didn't have a computer at home (his computer had broken and these Lan centers are pretty affordable).
I figured I could explain to him what was it and what super powers you could get from it. Turns out I recommended a JS course in codecademy and now he goes to the LAN center every day to study programming (he got really into it!).
Now he always pings me with questions about JS and apparently he's learning a ton! He had almost no English skills too (we're Brazilian), and because most of the material in the internet is in English he found himself some free English courses and he's now taking them!

Knowledge is free on the internet and I guess he's just realized that.

Not exactly a rant guys, just figured it was a nice story to tell :)
#TeachAKidHowToCode

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Zebra after defragmentation 😀

I was a good programmer.

My teachers always impressed by work..
I was like coming up on my own solutions not from books. Never remembered any algo but still the one who solve mostly every problems

Well then..

joined companies after college.

I thought I will learn so many new things..

Yes i learned but I'm feeling like I'm losing the spirit of problem solving

I'm just doing same thing, same logic, making similar kind of application with just little difference.

Nothing is like i'm making something new... All I'm doing is using predefined java and android method..

To create some predefined designs and working.

Fucking similar client requirements.

Seems like time to quit job and dedicate myself toward research

I know it's a boring rant... I'm just fucking
*frustrated*

For some
Hope hope = new Hope() ;

Especially windows

Why do people say that PHP sucks and at the same time use Javascript? I call that being a hypocrite.

Except for vim...

Programmers humour

yeahhh that's right motherfcukerrs, we live in 2018 where gender is no longer a radio button option

I'll use vuejs without all node hype.

That’s the drink for me 🥃

Android Developers 😂😂

Just downloaded some big ass codebase and the first line i read is:

"// The source code is not well documented, but every advanced programmer will be able to understand it after some time."

Well... let's find out about your definition of "some time", Dickhead!

Lol!
So much for anonymity😂

I LOVE WINDOWS 10

I've taken my Dev rant over to Linked in. Fuck you recruiters!

Out of context commit messages.

Handwritting fonts bring back warm memories of that one time in school where they said we should write some delphi code with a pen. Good times

Okay, One Poor Joke!!

Why was the computer tired when it got home?
It had a "hard drive"

When you notice that your build broke on a Saturday evening...

!dev

I live in a third world country and no one respects time!!

Better than condoms...

Google 1:0 Flat Earthers

Long weekend begins yay!

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My weekly schedule:

SHITDAY
SHITDAY
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SHITDAY
SHITDAY
WEEKEND
SLEEP

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My light IDE..😊😊😊

Intelligence and ability cannot be measured by education.

I have a client who asked a Master in Computer Science to develop a small system, for querying product title and their code. The guy used python, vanilla js, and... Txt file for the "database". Then my client asked me to integrated this in... WordPress.

This was in 2016. And idiot as I'm, I agreed and adapted his code to use php and a database.

April this year, my client said they are still using the python system to add new products all this time, in parallel. And wanted to update the WordPress with the data.

- No problem! - I said. Just send me the SQL file.

So the Master in CS sent me a SQL coded in ANSI. I asked for the SQL again, but with a more appropriate encoding. He took 1 month to reply back, and said it would be better if I get rid of the database and just use the txt file for querying.

This is outrageous.

I really hate people who are educated but completely useless.

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LMAO. Noooo.