If Programming Languages Were Girls:

Java: Your current girlfriend, you've been going steady for a while now. Things are okay.

Kotlin: The girl Java finds you cheating on, she's just amazing, and you wish you'd met her sooner.

Visual Basic: The girl you accidentally started a relationship with because you didn't know how to say no. But quickly realised your mistake and regretted it.

JavaScript: A childhood friend you occasionally hook up with. But you could never settle for a relationship with them.

Python: A bossy, manipulative girl who quickly turned things sour. But everyone else loves her because of her huge libraries.
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My and a co worker were joking the other day about what programming languages would be like if they were girls. This is what we came up with (Original inspiration: the Distracted Boyfriend meme (Feel free to add your own!)).

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Introducing ArnoldC, a stack programming language based on Arnold Schwarzenegger phrases:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pizza oriented architecture -> unikernels

What would happen if you pressed no? 🤔

What path did you take to become a back-end developer?

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Where's the BIKE bitch !!!!????

Debian sysadmin?

Working on a legacy PHP project that every single query inserts user-provided data without any sanitization, aka SQL injection ahoy! Also no framework.

Oh no he's here.

this one never gets old

Tip of the day ;-)

oh, it's getting serious

Src: Telegram ->> programmerjokes
Old but fun LOL ;-)

Open notepad and type:

.LOG

then save as a text file.

Please don't use SIGKILL, USE SIGTERM

lol apple joke

Hello world in different programming language.

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Cheat sheet

Long long time ago... before CodeAge.. I like the rainbow one...

Linux being linux

Someone know where I can find some doc??

Gitkraken because it makes working with branches, submodules, merging, amending, rebasing, squashing, stashing etc. super easy and visual. Especially useful in huge projects.

Either VS code, paint.NET or any of the tools I developed​ for personal​ use

🤷🏻‍♂️....

What's your excuse?

Sometimes we scare to delete old code