Go to the vacation.

Return back to see all those useless features that should not be part of the MVP, that I have previously rejected multiple times, poorly implemented...

Now we have to maintain this shit, that nobody even uses in real life...

Fucking imaginary use cases...

VSCode is definitely the new Sublime. Love it.

Saw a company's database storing gender in a boolean. I got so mad...at the very least, store gender in a float, 0 to 1. How dare they classify my gender as a boolean, forcing me into the binary societal patriarchal bullcrap?

Never lose your AirPods again.

There is a book that is supposed to be the best book on its subject... but I just have to say - This book is not a good book. It's a bad book. That's right. I know the author well, - but it's terrible and I just need to tell someone. Thank you for listening.

When trying to find that one important note you wrote in Notepad++.

Haven't slept in the last 72 hours, eaten in 24 and shaved or showered in 48+ .. but it is such a delight to move the project to production an hour before the deadline and two hours later to receive an angry phone call from the client because there is 'horrible bug' in the web system - the logo of his company wasn't showing, only the name ... the moron never sent us a logo to begin with, only a MS word document with the company's information and a compressed 200x80 logo in the bottom ...

@Gia85

Linux destro guide for n00bs.

I just broke the software I am working in and I don't know how. Like seriously. I didn't change anything. It just stopped throwing the error I am supposed to be fixing and started throwing a different one. I blame ghosts.

The woman who helped develop software for the Apollo 11 was awarded a Medal of Freedom today.

Most accurate thing I've seen all day

Thank you JavaScript.

Kill me now

Programmer rule #1: Its your fault 99.9% of the time.

Don't write code that you can't test

That awkward moment when you don't understand your own code written a year ago... -_-

When you spot a typo in your rant when it's 8 minutes old!