php coder since 1999. Still don't remember which explode() param come first.
Just me or everyone else ? :/

Do all Java developers wear pastel colors, tight pants, boat shoes and ride longboards to work or is that just my imagination?

Chuck Norris!

There is a special place in hell for all PMs

Got to love Microsoft's error messages.

"Yes....and I'm supposed to do what?"

<label>
Name</label>

I don't know what kind of maniac formats their HTML like this. How do you sleep well at night?

Two sql databases enter a nosql bar. After 10 min they exit because they couldn't find a table

I found a solid solution for clickbaiting!

You just have to:
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Reviewing old code. First thought always starts with "What the hell... What did I do here?"
Best case scenario: " oh.. Oh! I wrote this? Nice."
Worst case scenario: "I hope nobody has seen this... Oh God the header has my name..."

The company i am working for, literally have a program named Form1...

We've all been there

First rule of web design
The customer is always wrong!

When client compares his cheap 3 months old project App with well established multi Billion $ Bigwigs' Apps :|

"Look how cars are moving smoothly on map in UBER, I want something like that"

"Look how fast is GOOGLE Search"

"Look how AMAZON figures out what we want next"

Are you fuckin serious :|

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

2 fucking AM. My phone rings.
-Hi! Oh sorry did I wake you?
-Yes...
-But its only 7 PM!! Why are you a sleep so soon???!
-Grrr... Coz we are in different timezones dumbass!
*call disconnected*

The best captcha

I'm considering getting a mini fridge for beer because my kitchen fridge is too far from my desk.

You ever look as someone and think "I could replace you with a script."?