My partner with his desktop speaker plays his favorite EDM music on a working afternoon weekdays in our open office. Fuck.

While he's on it and I confronted him, he said "but you're on headphones most of the time."
What the fuck.

Colleague: "My client says asp.net is more secure and has a better performance compared to php"
Me: "Hmm ok. But it all comes down the implementati..."
Him: "hE waNtS AsP.neT nOt PhP"

Fuck this company hire programmers to do WordPress only

Meet my boss everyone!

Yes, this is a tech company.

You had one job! I can do better than this

When you're agreed with prototyping sdlc then suddenly it became waterfall model.

"I'm thinking there's some lack of additional features that might be needed by our clie-"
"NO! CAN THE SOFTWARE WORK? WE NEED TO RELEASE TOMORROW "
"Yes it works ok deliver tomorrow"

Fucking cheesedick hobo here comes another deployment Friday that tops another nice fucking shit on your degenerative brain to come up with such a plan

You know what's new among my team?

The one that put semi colon and the one doesnt. (Yes javascript)

My partner decided to handle sales/marketing part and asked for 50:50 profit sharing, then finally it came to a mutually agreeable ratio 60:40 share of a project.

On the week after I've made few of the prototypes with modularized codebase. My partner dropped me this, "hey the project is cancelled. We ain't getting any payment"

End up in a way I found out that he's outsourcing some cheap contractors. Well let's wish him some luck! 💩

"I am a freelance web develope-"

"CAN YOU HACK FACEBOOK ACCOUNT?"

The intern has directly editted the CSS file then push to the repo.
The senior optimized the old codebase and compiled the SCSS with gulp leading to the CSS file rebuild.

The vicious cycle continued until code review which was like 2 weeks later.

!rant

<curious>
How do you guys format data like this? Using js framework? Or pure HTML tags?
html labels? invisible table?
</curious>

Never, ever, let an intern to do your work. Not even it's only front ended web design work.

Some love

Not enough space in my Linux vps? Ok upgraded plan.
Was figuring out how to expand the free space within the partition, wasted 2hours and all I gotten myself now its a fucking free upgrade from fucking CentOS to fucking gnu grub bash Ubuntu WHAT THE FUCK

"chown -R randomuser /*"
Yes because I'm a dumbshit for not typing ./*

Document your code

First try on Debian to deploy dev environment, can't fix the grey screen cross cursor vnc issue with gnome regardless whatever solution on the internet.
Screw this shit wasted plenty my time. Reinstalled back CentOS 6.

If you wanna replace few of the carousel banners in your website, at least fucking send me the image with the same aspect ratio or resolution compared to the old images.
WHY THE FUCK YOU WANNA BLAME THE DEV TEAM WHEN YOUR GRAPHIC TEAM AND YOUR MARKETING TEAM IS SHIT?

Me: "ok for the following changes you must pay the following charge because it's not in the scope"
Customer: "bUt tHiS Is Not whAt I wanT, wOnT pAY thE ResT iF yoU arE nOt DoiN It blablabla"
Marketing: "please do it for him"
Fuck me.

Unlimited... Power!!

Why does client pay shitty price to expect us to cover everything?

My dumb friend: "let's make a website. put all the advertisements and the website is just all about advertisements!"

Me: "...."

Everyone has a duck, meanwhile im using this.

Happened at my local shopping centre.

Tried to migrate my WP today!

today is my first day using windows 10
and this happened

8years ago - me. "oh let's learn ruby it might be fun?"
"oh nvm let's get into php."

talk about bad decisions?

tried 5 ide for web dev and liked none

Am I only the one who finds the pen pineapple apple pen video lame and boring?

Don't get people who finds it catchy and viral.

Well how the fuck?