https://halite.io is a really cool game (no affiliation)

It's a game where you submit a bot which then competes against bots from other humans (currently 1100).
Your objective is to micromanage a fleet of ships to optimize for production.
Plus, you can write in a wide variety of languages.

It's a nice challenge to develop strategies and maybe even learn a new language.

Start-up: hires 3 junior devs to save money.

Start-up: expects things to get done faster-- BUT-- Start-up keeps adding things to the TO-DO list and backlog-- i.e. it's all relative!!

Start-up: gets angry at 3 junior devs why they can't deliver when they keep adding tasks and ask we fall behind.

Dev team: "Seriously? You hire more devs to finish tasks faster, but you keep adding more than are being finiahed-- obviously it's gonna take longer now regardless"

Git --pull life together

Haha...ridiculous

When typing analytics.google.com into a browser always type more than 4 characters before hitting enter.

so true

@dfox feature request, could we get facebook/twitter style "foo, bar, and N others +1'd your rant" notifs? might unclutter the notifs screen a bit.

Programmer: A pointer walks into a bar.

Non-programmer: I don't get the reference.

StackOverflow taught me computing. They should offer degrees!

99 bugs in the code....

iphone 7

I remember learning about the semicolon as a kid, I thought it was just another useless punctuation mark. About a decade later and my whole life depends on it...